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Agoust
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Ever wanted a Jesus dildo? How 'bout getting fucked by Judas? Need a Baby Jesus butt plug?

Your dreams have been answered:
www.divine-interventions.com

The Buddha dildo looks evil!

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I think Dingle has most of those.

He wore out Buddha though.

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quote:
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I think Dingle has most of those.

He wore out Buddha though.




which reminds me, i needed to get him somethin for his next birthday

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Hehe some stuff on that page is unreal

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Hehe some stuff on that page is unreal

Meh. It’s clear you’ve never been cornered by The Loretta.

Amen.

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Is The Loretta living with RiZZ now? I thought she had killed him during sex.

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Jeebus, Herk. Ask her yourself. You know you wanna. As for me, I’m not that goddam crazy. I give The Loretta a wide berth.

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I don't go near her either. But maybe I'll ask RiZZ's ghost.

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...But maybe I'll ask RiZZ's ghost.

You should do that.

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I can't find him. If he flies by you, hold him, then call me and put him on.

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When a man needs a rub ‘n’ tug ...

Ya think dear ol’ dad might be goin’ straight to Hell?:

...Couture told police that he stole the money from his daughter to pay for an erotic massage and faked the robbery when he realized he couldn’t explain the missing funds, according to the district attorney’s office. ...

From here.

Amen.

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60 days ...

Good God Almighty ~

...The dog was named Estrella, which means “star” in Spanish.

Estrella’s owner asked that a rape kit be done because Fidel Lopez had expressed an interest in bestiality by exposing his genitals to the dog, bragging about watching another person sexually assault a dog and asking if his fiancee would ever consider getting a dog bigger than a Lhasa Apso mix, ...


Story here.

Amen.

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They belong here. They'd fit right in. They probably hoard ketchup packets from McDonald's, too.

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Ya think dear ol’ dad might be goin’ straight to Hell?:
I really thihk we are in hell now! (Hell on earth)

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Maybe Earth is hell for another planet.

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I really thihk we are in hell now! (Hell on earth)

Not me. In all sincerity, I am having a super time.

Amen.

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Not me. I only know misery, depression, agony, suicidal thoughts and despair. Other than this I feel peachy!!

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Not me. I only know misery, depression, agony, suicidal thoughts and despair. ...

Look on the bright side, Herk. Better you than me.

Life is good. 🤓

Amen.

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The only happiness I have is knowing that you're happy. As for looking at the bright side, I've never seen the bright side.
I only see darkness through a dismal, hazy fog. Could be I need brighter lights.

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...As for looking at the bright side, I've never seen the bright side.
I only see darkness through a dismal, hazy fog. Could be I need brighter lights.


Herk, Herk. Your pathway to happiness is simple, really. You’re gonna have to leave the trannies alone. Cold turkey. Just walk away and start chatting online with babes all day:



Amen.

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Chicks with dicks don't do it for me. And the one you sent me for my 21st birthday was particularly repulsive. They don't fool me the way they do you. The pleasure they bring you is something I've never understood. Uncle Jeb, wake up. That was a man sucking your dick!! How did you not realize?

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Herk, I’ve told you time and again, you can’t think straight with a tranny always in your fanny. You’ve been taking inclusiveness waaay too far. Now, stop makin’ up poop about me, get online, and start chatting with babes. All day.

Amen.

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I'm chattering now.

I need to shut off the A/C.

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HAAAAAAA!!

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