Registered: Jun 2008
"Mental note: I should pay my Red Hat Society dues."
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Registered: Jul 2000
Mental note: I should go get Karen another beer.
I can't believe he actually got up to get me one. hahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Registered: Feb 2004
brett gets anal tonight
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: New York City
I wish I was Brett.
"I like women. Does this mean I'm... straight?!"
I wish I was Karen.
awesome, because of hawley im fucking karen in the ass tonight
fix post fix post fix post.
Registered: May 2010
brett wishes he was me...without the HIV.
"Oi, let's throw anotha shrimp on the barbie before a dingo eats my baby!"
Registered: Dec 2004
if only Geppetto had given me a cock
Registered: Mar 2004
"Man, this chocolate pudding tastes like shit! Wait a minute...What the fuck?"
Registered: Dec 2002
Atom, you bastard - stay out of my 'frig!
Hmm... Aydin is moving in on Av really fast, if I don't act soon, I'll be out in the cold again, just like when CW stole Rokkr away from me. why must I always be alone?
"Dammit, why do I always have such perverted homosexual fantasies?"
How am I supposed to replace the batteries in this thing with only one hand?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
Registered: Oct 2007
What the hell? I can't even read my own sentences.
"I would love to clean the barrel of Piney's love gun"
I wish Karen would clean my barrel
i have clean so many barrels over the years
"but I still beat the bitch hands down with my pole smoking score! Weehee!"
im riddled with guilt and regret for saying that. i hope hawley can forgive me
I wish I could afford to get off of this soot-covered glacier.
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