Registered: Jul 2001
Location: New York City
Maybe I should just come out already. I bet Aydin would fuck me.
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Registered: May 2010
"haha, ninja'd you cruncle."
Registered: Oct 2007
"A mango would be nice right now"
Registered: Mar 2004
"WTF? These boots used to fit!"
Registered: Oct 2001
I need more creative uses for all of my coconut halves.
"What the HELL happened to my hair? Fuck! Fuck!"
"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A"
Registered: Jun 2008
"We come from the land down under..."
"Shit, Karen's home, did I put the toilet seat back down?"
"I agree with the wife that sitting down to pee is the least messy way."
"I am sick of shitting in a cup."
"i'm blue, da ba dee..."
"A bit higher, little cunt, that's it..."
"mmmbop! Do ba do ba doowop! Yeah YEAH!"
Drove to British Columbia to fill up because he heard gas was cheaper there.
"Why does this canyon look like a rug? And why do I confuse the insult thread with the mind reading thread? Maybe I DO have AIDS!"
Registered: Jun 2002
If I keep looking at the gay thread does it mean I'm a fag?
"My GOD Trenchant_Troll is sexy! I am not worthy!"
"Would aydin fuck me? I bet he would. Wondering this does not make me a fag. I like women."
"Aydin, you whore! I have been waiting! Don't tell Karen."
"is it gay if only the tip goes in?"
I wonder if Karen has noticed I'm wearing her underpants today
"tie me kangaroo down, sport"
"I'm out of order? YOU'RE out of order! This whole fucking court is out of order! HAHAHA! HAHAHAH! HOOOO! HA! Yeah, I need to pee."
"She must be awfully clever to be a lawyer, my brain feels threatened. I'm going to go stand next to coincidence so I look smarter."
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