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J E B Stuart
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Despite the daunting challenge, Jeb skillfully reads Herkimer’s mind and now shares the rather unsettling results with the whole wide world for the sake of posteriority:

***He-he-HO! Wah. Wah. Sclerosis and halitosis...ummm...I can make a poem ‘n’ songs and a...rooty-toot-toot... Why do my balls constantly itch?...Itchitosis sclerosis?...A song of itchy balls for my peeps ... Uuuh... Gotta poop. Right now and halitosis sclerosis...wowie ...poop-poopy-doop...gaaah...***

Amen.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Absolutely astonishing! I’m reading your mind again and it’s as if the needle is stuck. I suggest generous trepanning.

Amen.

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I've got enough holes in my head as it is thank you very much. That's why people can read my mind. They just look right in!

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When it rains, does water puddle in your head holes?

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I shouldn't have eaten that fifth bowl of chili before getting that colonoscopy.

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When it rains, does water puddle in your head holes?

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Yes. And then the mold sets in.

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I shouldn't have eaten that fifth bowl of chili before getting that colonoscopy.

***Mmmm, mmmpf...God that stinks...ooooo...whaaa? Jeebus. That chili I ate looks the same comin’ out as it did goin’ in...ooooo...it burns...jingle bells on a sleigh...today...JEEBUS! It BURNNNNNS!!!...oooh Lordy, Lordy...***

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The jews were right.

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Maybe a diesel vibrator would do it.

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I wish I was as hot as Piney.

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Loving the never ending supply of vegemite smegma.

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Does vegemite taste like a yeast infection?

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1 mississippi, 2 mississippi, 3 mississippi .....23 mississippi (anal beads)

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Buttsecks, buttsecks, buttsecks, why are these cunts posting again? Buttsecks, buttsecks, buttsecks, revenge, buttsecks, butssecks, I bet TT has a pretty ass, buttsecks, buttsecks.

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I wonder if I could con AU$3000 out of SmallChange by offering him butssecks for it and reneging.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait, would Piney let me?

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why r ther poler bers in ma yrd?

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Global warming your the one,
Who makes globe warming fun.
Oh, global warming you,
I wish that I could cornhole you. La la la la la!

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Glue is yummy.

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It's like peanut butter. It sticks to the roof of your mouth.

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Surely, with a little Crisco, the second fist will slide in next to the first.

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I would make a much better princess than Meghan Markle.

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Trump called her "nasty" and then denied ever saying such a thing even though it was recorded. He said it was another example of "fake news." More disgusting shit from a disgusting shit.

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Muffy's a god damn genius!

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I'm so tired from helping Jeb resuscitate this asylum thing. Sure glad it's starting to pay off.

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