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GimpyDivo
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so i said to my boss...

..."whats better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?"

she says "i dunno."

i says "not being retarded."

she says "my sister has down syndrome."

i says "does she have a gold medal? ............well? does she?"



im surprised she didnt fire me. talk about your epic tales of recovery in the face of certain disaster.

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I'm surprised she hasn't hired her sister yet to replace you.

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Congratulations, you win one internet.

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I would have fired you for telling me an ancient unfunny joke and thinking it's funny.

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COOL STORY BRO

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J E B Stuart
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Yes. It actually happened.

Amen.

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I don't believe anything anyone tells me. Except when retarded people tell me things because they never lie.

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So, you’re saying I’m retarded? How could that be if I’ve never been tarded?

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I'm sure you've been tardy.

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Rarely. I can’t stand to be late.

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Me, too, but occasionally one is tardy. So we're hardly tardy, Totie.

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So, if you’re tardy a second time, that makes you retardy?

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When you get old and stop working are you re-tiredy?

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Seriously, I don’t think age has anything to do with it. Retirededy is when a person’s decision to work is no longer driven by the need for money.

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What about a person on welfare who never worked. What can they retire from? Can you retire from being retired? And if you retire from being retired doesn't that mean you're working? I never worked. I just don't believe in it. I can waste my time in many better ways.

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If you’re not yet tired of being tired of trying to make me tired, fuggetabout it. I’m already tired of being tired of being retired from being retired when I got tired.

So, it’s never a waste of time.

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You need to change your tires!

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Bought a new set o’ Coopers just last week.

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You see how perspicacious I am!

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...Can you retire from being retired? And if you retire from being retired doesn't that mean you're working? ...

Depends upon how you define “retire”. I view retirement as the point beyond which the course of your life is no longer influenced by the necessity of engaging in income generating activity.

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If I ever retire, I think I'll just go to medical school. It would be silly not to.

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...I think I'll just go to medical school. It would be silly not to.

Herkimer, M.D. Doctor of Proctology. Right up you alley, I must say:



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Oh no! I'm going into medical research and I shall be winning the Nobel Prize in medicine in a few short years -- maybe weeks, you never know. It takes a brilliant mind to be the #1 Dumbfuck!

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