the only way to effectively deal with the hajis is to carpet bomb mecca with bacon and porn until those little brown cocksuckers completely capitulate and piss all over themselves in a display of submission.
Me & Simon have the same cane - which is the same one Johnny Cash used in the episode of Columbo that featured him killing Ida Lupelo with an airplane.
Hold the next one someplace with a campground; I'm learning all kinds of intense hobo tricks n'shit; I wanna bring back hobo chalk signs and houses made out of shipping crates with flattened-soup-can roofs. This nation needs to return to its pre WW2 roots. I'm pretty sure I could get Communism going again pretty easily out here, folks
I plan to post some pics soon. I think that a couple already posted may be mine but I'd have to go thru them and see.
Yes, I look horrible in the pics. Like pine, I blame the scotch and the smoke. As for looking like smeagol... meh. You all know I'm a sexy beast. The sounds of revulsion when I took my shirt off were a thin cover story for the massive attraction everyone had for my finely chiseled body.
Was the "stairs incident" when I tripped on them and drunkenly busted my ass? Really wondering about that one because I am almost certain mouse saw that bit of dumbfuckery.
And despite what the shirt says, I do remember the entire weekend. How that's possible I have no friggen idea but I do.
And who puked in the bathroom? You left evidence dammit!