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Brett
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So it's settled then.

Americans speak "proper" English.

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Escape Artist
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We just kill them all with our pikes, and let the Spaghetti Monster sort them out?

Oh.

Fucking total buzzkill letdown, dude. Thanks. Get away from my weekend.

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No, southerners speak proper english. The rest of you are just mangling the fuck out of it.

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Finally, an opportunity to use the General Lee horn on the Neon I is driving. YEEEEEHAWWWW!

(no, not really, but c'mon...that'd be totally bitchin.)

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Brett
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git-r-dun, ya'll!

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you might speak it, but you fail at spelling it.

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Tefl
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LOL!

Ya'll catch on eventually.

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Heyall whats fixin to be happenin in this hyea thread?

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Brett
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that is a proper representation of British English if I've ever heard it, karen.

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fuck off karen

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i blame niggers

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What is that form of english that the duel guys used to use ?

"Sir you forget yourself." Balderdash !

I wanna learn that.

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Read P. G. Wodehouse.

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Yay quotes.

'A certain critic—for such men, I regret to say, do exist—made the nasty remark about my last novel that it contained ‘all the old Wodehouse characters under different names’. He has probably now been eaten by bears, like the children who made mock of the prophet Elisha: but if he still survives he will not be able to make a similar charge against Summer Lightning. With my superior intelligence, I have outgeneralled this man by putting in all the old Wodehouse characters under the same names. Pretty silly it will make him feel, I rather fancy.'

'Blizzard was of the fine old school of butlers. His appearance suggested that for fifteen years he had not let a day pass without its pint of port. He radiated port and pop-eyed dignity. He had splay feet and three chins, and when he walked his curving waistcoat preceded him like the advance guard of some royal procession.'

'I once got engaged to his daughter Honoria, a ghastly dynamic exhibit who read Nietzsche and had a laugh like waves breaking on a stern and rockbound coast.'

'Honoria, you see, is one of those robust, dynamic girls with the muscles of a welterweight and a laugh like a squadron of cavalry charging over a tin bridge. A beastly thing to face over the breakfast table. Brainy, moreover.'

'At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.'

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Ha ha ha ! That's great.

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No, southerners speak proper english. The rest of you are just mangling the fuck out of it.

Ain’t that the truth, son.

Amen.

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Certain Southern dialects are very pleasant to the ear.

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I get told that a lot.

Amen.

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Did they tell you that at the Philly pissup? I know they mentioned your vertical abundance.

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I don’t recall. I remember I gave my Harley Davidson t-shirt to Check Wreck, God rest his soul. He was one stout hombre and very, very likable. He chased Paintipoo around. Paintipoo acted like he was fearful of being Heffernanned. When he allowed himself to get caught, he was obviously disappointed that Check was just catch ‘n’ release.

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Who disappointed you?

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Disappointment generally rises and falls in tandem with expectations.

Amen.

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Then it's better not to expect much out of people.

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On the other hand, people can really surprise in positive ways.

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