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cruncle
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let's date.

as you probably know, i've been having a hilarious time with online dating sites recently. i've been banned, stalked, insulted and i've even met one or two cool people in the process.

one site allows you to 'help make us better' by rating the user's photos.
they have a no nudism policy which some people think they're getting around by setting these kinds of photos to private....no no no!

everyone's photos end up in the rating section, private or otherwise.

very occasionally you'll get some saggy busted dugs or comedy gold.

here is a taste. these are supposed to be females, but some could go either way.





i think this one was a private shot!



it's 1998!



private xmas tits.









private methinks..



definitely private!



remind me never to go to florida.



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Re: let's date.

quote:
Originally posted by cruncle







That one made me jones for a dip of Skoal.

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fuck. just fuck.







tattoo artists should have a duty of care.





mugtoe!!!!!!



i'd make it hurt to shit.



bonita senorita.



nice...eyes.





probably insane.



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This thread has possibilities...

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This thread makes me glad I'm married. I hated the dating scene.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel



skinny's auntie wants to rim you cockney.

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Rim? That looks full blown, give you a pink sock, anal tongue, with a side of herpied chlamydia.

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only dorks like spacemen 3



i want to watch you dump.



two 'cher' drawers. no bueno.





nice rack.



uggh.



brett has competition.

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Our Brett is prettier. That cat is trying too hard.

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It's all so depressing.

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the insane chick is attractive. there are plenty of glamours but i'm posting mainly the fish john west rejects. cheer up humour satan.

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It's so pathetic and tragic, I can't even laugh at it.

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we need cruncle glamour shots.

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Muffy $17.59 - Captain Doublestandards $11.81 - Pinecrika $10.82 - Suki $9.77 - avondale $8.87 - Vegas $7.20 - karen $6.79 - PNG $6.69 - LF $6.22 - Dingle the Dongle $5.08 - Mr Freign $4.12 - paul theo $3.79 - coincidence $3.75 - cw $3.64 - Magnolia $3.63 - JoeyCat $3.39 - T $3.06 - Mokkori $2.75 - ignatz mouse $2.47 - mudded $2.46 - fubar $2.06 - mmmtravis $2.00 - Trenchant_Troll $1.99 - SimpleSimon $1.96 - skinny $1.37 - Azbat the 4th $1.32 - Mugtoe $0.64 - Loser $0.63 - Dogcow $0.62 - XiXo $0.58 - SocialParasite $0.56 - Dacarlo $0.54 - billgerat $0.52

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sluts machine.















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this can't end well ...







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i've messaged this woman below. i asked her if she really thought putting 'looking for a financial gent who can spoil me and take me to fancy dinners' was a good idea. i told her it made her look shallow and superficial.
she seemed to think that honesty on her part was a great idea.















oops-a-daisy, someone's eye is lazy.



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KILL MEEEEEEEE

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quote:
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KILL MEEEEEEEE


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this thread is awesome
cruncle should make an asylum account, and post photos of made up members. direct them here so we can have so new people to talk to.

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seconded

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Please tell this woman I've decided to be bisexual.

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i would mouse, but the photo rating section doesn't link to profiles. all photos are anonymous.

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