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fubar
mud falcon

Registered: Apr 2005
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do you happen to live in a country where she will be legal at 15?

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mudded
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: your liver
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Yup. My mission in the meantime is to aquire a banjo, a rocking chair and property with a porch and space enough to breed Bullmastiff dogs.

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SimpleSimon
Dead Horse Rider

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Beautiful little girl, mudded.

Class [p] for the spoiler.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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... and space enough to breed Bullmastiff dogs.


I'm sure your wife will understand your fetish in good time.

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PNG
you'd eat it

Registered: Jul 2005
Location: different
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its the picture taken too close like them americans dos, i am still hot!

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rust
Headbugs 40

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imposter has a pretty hot wife

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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Location: USA
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So did Rokkr before he died.

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Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 2704

I made this loaf. It is tasty.

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Rokkr
Completely Wack

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Somewhere Better Than Here
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I just had a friend come back for a month from Afghanistan and he brought me these.

I had a couple thoughts on seeing these.
One, Afghanistan needs a new director for their tourism bureau if these are samples of how they want Afghanistan represented.

Secondly, I wondered why they would encase T_T in lucite.

Overall though it's always nice to have something new to scare people with.
Most of the people I can scare have already seen my penis.

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Trenchant_Troll
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What's the scale on those, Rokkr?

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Rokkr
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They're both 4" top to bottom. The spider is 3 1/4" wide, the scorps 1 3/4" wide
The spider is 1 1/2 inches high, the scorps 3/4".

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lmposter
Kraft durch Freude

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Location: Hic et ubique
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Nice weekend around Kerrville.

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cruncle
cwuncle

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Location: perth
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you caught up with rust. cool.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 53110

My grandson.
I am a grand daddy.
But I feel like a child still.
How come?

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I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

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Pinecrika
Muffer's He-beast

Registered: Jul 2001
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Because all the special from your clients is contagious?

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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But they rool!

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SimpleSimon
Dead Horse Rider

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But they drool!
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Tefl
Reality Theorist

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Down the rabbit hole
Posts: 8806

1986 Yamaha CA50 Riva. This bike has been my Albatross for the last two friggen years. I came close to selling it awhile back but the buyer backed out after stringing me along for a month. So, I kept tinkering with it. There isn't a nut on this bike I haven't turned at one time or another. Mechanically the engine runs like a top, (and it aught to, I've rebuilt the entire damned thing by hand one piece at a time.) In the looks department... meh. I still need to hook up the lights (headlight, turn signals, brake light) and get a battery on it. (I also need to rig up a better airfilter than a wad of pillow stuffing rubber banded to the carb. LOL!) I wish I could replace the busted ass body panels but just go look at what the prices on them run and you will see why I haven't. The front panel I'm going to patch back together in the next day or so. She's ugly as hell but in a way I like the old POS.

I think bikes like this are the reason I love to tinker with old engines and such. There's nothing like breathing life back into something that has been totally neglected, abused, and left for dead.

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Tefl
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I just got the law called on me earlier because of that bike. Some asshole complained it was "rattling the windows on his house" as I passed by. It was loud, I had just snapped the damned header pipe in two when I hit a pothole less than a block away from the house. I took the cop around back and showed him the busted pipe and he laughed it off.

There's nothing but pricks around here with sticks up their asses.

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Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

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SatansLeftHand
buttercup

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Three points to the first one who can tell me what these two items have in common!

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Pianomahnn
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Silly. Cut down not across!

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Cruise Director
nobody special

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Zion
Posts: 5016

Took the little man out tubing yesterday. First time in the snow. I think he liked it.

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: fuck you daaaaaaaaad
Posts: 24496

awwwwwwwww

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cruncle
cwuncle

Registered: May 2010
Location: perth
Posts: 6291

my bitchin' ass orb spider*









* i think it's an orb.

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