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Vegas
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Jeez, if Travis can lose 300 lbs you could at least lose 30, LF.

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Brett
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quote:
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about 25% of it, actually.



[TT mode]

figures you'd quit a quarter ways through.

[/TT mode]


[p]x3

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Large Filipino
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quote:
Originally posted by Vegas
Jeez, if Travis can lose 300 lbs you could at least lose 30, LF.

I know!
Travis! What venereal disease did you get that made you lose all that weight?

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mmmtravis
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I know!
Travis! What venereal disease did you get that made you lose all that weight?

Is a girlfriend considered a venereal disease?

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Large Filipino
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That would depend.

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So, I was driving down the road...

and I found this house quite interesting.

Unfortunately, I couldn't manage a better shot.

People are always suggesting that I should take a hike.

So, I did. I parked at the river, and took a hike.




Spring is coming soon, and I can't wait.




Soon, these waters will be filled daily with bikini clad college girls,

and I like that.
Onward.

Love is in the air.



After the pecking order is established...

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Coincidence
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There's something about submerged trees.

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This might be of some interest to some of you.
That's my dad on the left.
Taken a few years ago.




Is that Judge Floro?!?!

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It's a shame they don't make DSLR bodies to fit those lenses.


Most old film lenses do fit on modern DSLR's.

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Large Filipino
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I googled that the other day it seems they also have adapters.

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Found a new wood to play in.











Fucking brambles.



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..

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Oracular_Jinx
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I went to cuba :)

Yay.

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Holy cow. We ate ourselves through the week.

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DRZ
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pfffftttt ... I likes that LF!

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He only got your legs!

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Summers on its way so I decided to cycle to the top of a big hill about 10 miles from my house, there's forts and stuff up there.





And a museum.


Mr Fox wasn't very good at crossing the road.


Neither was Mr Badger.
.









Apart from a serious shoe lace drama, quite a nice day.


Come on LF, and C_R, get out there on your bikes!!!!

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Lace in pedal? That's potentially lethal.

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I know, it was very frightening and I almost called my friend to give me a lift home.

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first picture: dicknballz.

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That's pretty cool. Where is that?

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Fort Widley .... for a couple of years I had a set of keys to the place. I was in the bowels of the place once and the cunts turned the lights out when I didn't have my torch on me. I filled my pants whilst bumping into things.



http://www.subbrit.org.uk/sb-sites/...ley/index.shtml

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Just got back from a 25 mile ride. My arse is killing me and the next bike investment is a comfortable seat. No XC for me though. I want to keep my baby nice and clean.

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You know you want to keep it clean, what about all that salt the council are dumping in the roads!!!! Riding around in mud is better for it than winter roads!!!

As for your saddle, I swear by a Sportourer FLX man gel, about £25 on ebay. 3/4" of gel padding plus another 3/4" of built in suspension.

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Neither was Mr Badger.
.




Aww hell, why not?

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