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The Last Jedi because I am also an oblivious consumer.

Good lord it is horrible to make the brain think this movie is even worth writing an asylum post about.

ANYWAY Adam Driver was good. 6/10

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The Last Jedi because I am also an oblivious consumer.

Good lord it is horrible to make the brain think this movie is even worth writing an asylum post about.

ANYWAY Adam Driver was good. 6/10


Shame loves company and confession is good for the soul.

I saw it, too. In 3D. Paid retail.

Oh, the shame. Shame, shame, shame.

Amen.

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I'll punish myself tonight.

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I'll punish myself tonight.

Aren't my posts punishment enough?

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That's a more intellectual punishment.

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GFY!? Intellectual posts?

You are clearly delusional.

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Simon, he meant that my posts are an insult to any man's intelligence. And, of course, he is correct. Must I explain everything to you?

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Thank you GFY, that post was balm for me. I will have to nuance my attitude to your input.

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Nice try, Dane, but I am NOT giving you a WTF?! pernt.

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It just means that I used to consider GFY's posts as generally shit.

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It just means that I used to consider GFY's posts as generally shit.

It got me that trophy!!

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You'll be watching a miniature Matt Damon, I have no doubt. Looking forward to your review.
Herkioid, I saw it. In fact, I saw it several days ago on opening night. Its been years since I last attended a fresh movie and I was the only patron in the theatre. I shit you not and, frankly, I was a bit surprised.

Downsizing was reasonably entertaining. Yes, the premise is almost absurdly far-fetched, but I had no trouble wrapping my mind around it and suspending disbelief. That said, although Matt Damon is the big star, Hong Chau stole the show. She was superb. I dont recall ever seeing her before, but ill never forget her performance in Downsizing.

That said, do not pay retail. Heres a link.

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Herkioid, I saw it. In fact, I saw it several days ago on opening night. Its been years since I last attended a fresh movie and I was the only patron in the theatre. I shit you not and, frankly, I was a bit surprised.

Downsizing was reasonably entertaining. Yes, the premise is almost absurdly far-fetched, but I had no trouble wrapping my mind around it and suspending disbelief. That said, although Matt Damon is the big star, Hong Chau stole the show. She was superb. I dont recall ever seeing her before, but ill never forget her performance in Downsizing.

That said, do not pay retail. Heres a link.

Amen.


Okay, thanks.

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Good lord it is horrible to make the brain think this movie is even worth writing an asylum post about.


Haha like you have something better to do. Face it Coin, you belong in 'The Disaster Artist' crowd.

Haha....

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Thumbs up Insidious: The Last Key (2018)

I saw Insid-4 last night. I've seen all of 'em. I enjoyed this one the most. It offers a good mix of humor, suspense and defibrillator moments. And Angus Sampson and Leigh Whannell do a most righteous job as "sidekicks" for the inimitable Lyn Shaye.

Here's a link.

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Thumbs up The Last Waltz (2978)

Im watching this wonderful concert documentary. Mercy. I didnt fully appreciate it when I was younger. Heres a link.

One-of-a-kind.

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Im gonna see The Commuter this weekend. Why? Because Liam Neeson has a particular set of skills. He Also knows how to release the Kraken.

Thats a winning combination. No question.

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Okay. Im a day late. Im in the theatre at this very moment, getting ready for The Commuter to begin.

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Okay. Im a day late. Im in the theatre at this very moment, getting ready for The Commuter to begin.



I love this on-site live reporting. This is great! Review the movie as you're watching it! This will be a first!

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Thumbs up The Commuter (2018)

I saw this latest Liam particular set of skills Neeson flick, as promised. Frankly, it is much better than I expected. I recommend it, although theres NO reason to pay RETAIL to support overpaid Hollywood sacks o shit. Dont be a dumbass like me. Release the Kraken and watch it grasshoppa-style.

Heres a link

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Across 110th Street (1972)

I stayed home this afternoon and watched this Anthony Quinn showcase. Its alright, but is a bit dated. And I dont say that to criticize it. Its interesting watching a cop movie where technologies we now take for granted did not exist (or werent in common use) when the movie was made.

Heres a link.

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Thumbs down Proud Mary (2018)

I went to the theatre this evening. Why? I felt like taking in a movie. So, I saw Proud Mary, starring Taraji Henson and Danny Glover. That said, I can review this with one word: Mediocre.

Heres a link. DO NOT PAY RETAIL! in fact, if you must view it, do so free of charge.

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Not bad. 94

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I think Im gonna go see Winchester this evening.

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Thumbs up Winchester (2018)

Well, I saw Winchester this evening. Not bad. Helen was her usual sexy-without-trying self. Jason Clarke, however, was really good. A good number of oh-shit jumps. That said, theres no reason to pay retail to see this. In fact, it could very well be more fun to watch at home with your honey. At night. With the lights off.

Heres a link.

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