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Absurd of course, but I have never seen a movie more drained of personality. Is it some kind of clever twist that the dialogue could have been written by a computer? 4.3/10

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Jean-Ralphio writes a book, gets a priapism.

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Priapism is a condition, not an object.

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fine then, Kate Mara got Jean-Ralphio's priapism.

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French crime thriller, really well made - but damn, that's a convoluted plot. 7/10

By the way, see if you can figure out Peter Traver's puzzle in his review: http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/...no-one-20080702

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guess im too dumb to...

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quote:
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By the way, see if you can figure out Peter Traver's puzzle in his review: http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/...no-one-20080702




did he have a stroke while writing it?

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The answer is: He's an imbecile.

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I seem to recall it being advertised as more of a straightforward comedy, but it was pretty good.

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well, the missing characters in the review are p, s, m, h, n, (, s and m. there's one more missing letter that i can't be bothered to look into. doesn't really seem to spell anything out.

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I got
p s m u ( h n s s r m

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And this is how I get by, being the laziest person on earth.
I just assumed there could be some meaning in it.
But how about the first letters of the sentences with... ah fuck it.

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Midnight in Paris. Très charmant.

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Source Code





I like it better than Moon. Shit actually happened.

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"There is no reason."

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HOLY SHIT! I want to see Rubber. It looks awesome!

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Scott Pilgrim.

An entertaining collection of clichés wrapped in some novelty. I can not... have tea. 7/10

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Inglourious Basterds


Great movie, though I doubt DRZ's claims about it being biographical of his grandfather's encounters with avert's grandfather.

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also doubt it. every movie about DRZ's grandpa's life ought to have something with "transgender" in the title.

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Great movie, blah blah blah ....



Fuck of ...... it was shit!!!

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I liked how it started, and the middle bit. pretty much all the stuff without the Inglorious Basterds.

That said I'm actually finding myself excited to see Django Unchained
Quentin Tarantino next work
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1853728/

I mean look at that cast, it even has Treat Williams!

The script is being passed around with huge approval, but I've yet to read it, I think I might wait to see this one.

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Fuck of ...... it was shit!!!



I've been meaning to chastise you for only watching shit movies, but this comments certainly sheds a whole new light on the matter.

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DrZ has worst taste in movies than travis, and that's saying something.

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Fuck of ...... it was shit!!!



he's fucking right, worst tarantino ever. lander was cool though.

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I've been meaning to chastise you for only watching shit movies, but this comments certainly sheds a whole new light on the matter.


I was expecting a decent war film and got a shitty musical.

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