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DRZ
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Blitz 2011

A watchable 6.2/10 is all I have to say about Blitz.

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But it's Jason. He's a badass.

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Brett
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quote:
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he's fucking right, worst tarantino ever.



hit a little close to home?



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I was expecting a decent war film and got a shitty musical.



you watched The Producers instead?

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The fact is, there is a miniscule number of people who post here I would ever trust to recommend a good quality movie.

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quote:
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The fact is, there is a miniscule number of people who post here I would ever trust to recommend a good quality movie.


Hey, thanks for just threwing that in without anyone questioned.

people who obtrude themselves upon others are keeping the asylum alive!


quote:
Too close to home eh? hahahahahaha rofl lol0r


Yeah.

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Hey, thanks for just threwing that in without anyone questioned.

people who obtrude themselves upon others are keeping the asylum alive!

You are absolutely correct in thinking that you would be one of those, and that rather than take your advice on a movie (or almost anything else), I'd more likely seek the opinion of a mouth breathing denizen of a home for the mentally impaired.
How shrewd of you to realize this!

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plagues and pleasures on the salton sea

i really want to see salton city. one day i will do this.

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ive only seen it from the airplane

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The Adjustment Bureau


Not bad for what it was, though a bit overly serious. Kind of felt like someone optioned the short story ages ago and some producer said "Fuck this shit!" to the Sci-Fi elements and combined it with a chickflick script he had kicking around.

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quote:
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plagues and pleasures on the salton sea

i really want to see salton city. one day i will do this.


Take me.

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Not bad for what it was, though a bit overly serious. Kind of felt like someone optioned the short story ages ago and some producer said "Fuck this shit!" to the Sci-Fi elements and combined it with a chickflick script he had kicking around.


I agree ...sci-fi/rom-com
the comedy was nearly slapstick even.
I wonder how many re-writes it actually went through? I'm guessing somewhere near 20.

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I saw Cowboys & Aliens. It was exactly what I thought it would be. No more, no less.

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When they rode the Alien was it hot?

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Captain America.

Awful, predictable and so poorly executed.

I couldn't even finish watching it.

Also...

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1.

Absurd. I couldn't help but feel that some of the ideas in this movie where somewhat plagiarized...





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A bit late here, but re: worst Tarantino - Kill Bill is really awful. I.B. is high art compared to that.

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Kill Bill is nice, Kill Bill 2 is a little gem.

But I can comprehend why people could dislike KB.

But IB is really shit. Everything, but the scenario, The Nazi Antagonist and some dialogues.

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well it has your lederhosen in a knot so it can't be all that bad.

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quote:
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You are absolutely correct in thinking that you would be one of those, and that rather than take your advice on a movie (or almost anything else), I'd more likely seek the opinion of a mouth breathing denizen of a home for the mentally impaired.
How shrewd of you to realize this!



couldn't you show us that trick, where you swallow a whole, fried pig in 1 piece, instead of bore me to death you uninteresting fucker?

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Apes-a-poppin' (airline version)


better than it really deserved to be, if only because it didn't completely insult the viewer by throwing in a tacked on ending like the previous film.

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well it has your lederhosen in a knot so it can't be all that bad.


It's a shit movie. I rather watch the Al-Kaida Anime of 9/11. Best show Peking financed lately..

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My son turned me on to the cartoon. It makes Speed Racer my once favorite cartoon look really gay. Just finished watching the movie.
Asian Drift movies are amazing.



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I rather watch the Al-Kaida Anime of 9/11.


Afghanistanimation?

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This has been downloaded 43 time(s).

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I just finished watching To the Devil a Daughter. Love me some Hammer Films.

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Super 8.

Crap. Crap. Crap.

Yet another pile of shite from Hollywood I couldn't even finish watching.

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The Gods Must Be Crazy

Still funny, and still a true showcase for the beauty of the Kalahari.

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