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Post Poll: bunkum's sex life

this is obviously for kicks, but what the hell.

If I imposed celibacy on myself for a period of six months, do you think I would die?

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Tefl
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I doubt you'd die but why bring such suffering upon the world? Spread the love!

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You would not literally die.

You would however suffer severe cramps, weight loss and naseau.

You may go at least partially blind and would lose the use of your legs.

On the up side your pineal gland would swell to the size of a pear enabling you to see into the dimension of Ixatyplol, the ancient Mayan plane of salamaders.

I wish you luck in your experiment.


Your welcome,

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Nomad
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No.

It's not bad actually, not giving a shit about sex (no pun intended) frees you up to do a lot of other things.

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SHOW ME YOUR TITS!

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better not chance it.

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VKL votes that I'd last 2 days
TEFL 4 days
Paintchips 2 weeks
Macker 1 week

I'll show you all if it kills me!

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Don't do anything to radical Bunkum! Don't kill yourself because we are simply starting a pool to see how long you can last (it's a dollar to set a date, you can bet as many times as you want, winner takes all the cash). If you have to give in, please do! We'll miss you if you die. It's only sex after all.

(If you wish to make a bet, you know where to reach me.)



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Um... self imposed celibacy? No comment.

CAL

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Leroy Binks
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Self-imposed celibacy sounds like you are a deep thinking student. Human nature says that nothing good is ever easy. So you're gonna take the hardest path to realize how good sex is?

Anyway... I give you 2 months based on strong convictions, minus 3 weeks based on the sudden lack of, add another week due to female physiology, subtract 2 days for... hey wait a minute what about self-fulfillment?

(e)I don't have enough information.



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bunkum - I'm confident you could do anything you put your mind to - 6 months! (great timing, the Vegas trip is about 7 months away).

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How could you do that anyway bunkum my dear. You are meeting me in less than six months

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well are we talking all forms of sex or just sexual intercourse?

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Leroy = Pragmatic
MstrG...
bunkum + August = no Vegas (sorry)
But if people come to St. Louis, I'll show you 'round. rarrrr

CAL: no comment.
sp00ky: I can still sleep with C, just not with you.
PMG: My celibacy does not include sp00ky's S.O. Otherwise, I am going to try to refrain from everything but masturbation.

Gulp. Here we go kids.


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Paint CHiPs
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quote:
Originally posted by VKL:
Don't do anything to radical Bunkum! Don't kill yourself because we are simply starting a pool to see how long you can last (it's a dollar to set a date, you can bet as many times as you want, winner takes all the cash). If you have to give in, please do! We'll miss you if you die. It's only sex after all.

(If you wish to make a bet, you know where to reach me.)






hahahhahahahhaa.

In any case, I say say two weeks. Three weeks tops. bunkum's a slut. (though a virgin slut, to be sure).



Good luck!

*gets on phone and makes a date to send a male hooker to bunkum's house in 2 weeks*

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I'm trying to get Deanna to go to a "swingers" party, she's curious, but nervous.

I WAS going somewhere with this, but if I want to continue getting hugs from bunky, I'd better not.



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You're really gonna take him up on his handle aren't you? Well, go on, GoFuckYourselves!

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Wait a minute! Painchips, I don't get any points for that?! Eh.. no matter. So no other bets? Damn this is is a small pool, not very much money goes to the winner. Maybe I'll just keep it


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Oh shit... wait... nevermind I did get points! Thank you paintchips, or whoever it was... I need to pay more attention


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Hey, funkum, bunkum. Go for it, I say, if that's what you want to do.

No, you won't die. Most likely, your pussylips will grow together and you'll start pissing out your ears. Amen.

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quote:
Originally posted by bunkum:

If I imposed celibacy on myself for a period of six months.......




STOP THE SUFFERING OF SINGLE MEN WORLDWIDE!!!

G'head, treat yourself! (And someone else)

**rowr**



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Aw, Jeb, you'll always be sugarlips to me, sweetiepie.

Anth3m, I've treated myself to sex quite frequently. I'm just seeing how long I can hold out.

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quote:
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VKL votes that I'd last 2 days
TEFL 4 days
Paintchips 2 weeks
Macker 1 week

I'll show you all if it kills me!



Macker wins. Damn tequila.



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HAHAHAHAHA




se-arriyba-lah.

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quote:
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Macker wins. Damn tequila.




DAMMIT!!!!

NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TEQUILA!!!!!!!

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