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morgana
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shit that annoys me

nothing to do today and this just happened so i thought i'd share and make a thread out of it. here is where i'll dump all the little things in daily life that seem to piss me off. feel free to share.


People who ask for advice, but obviously don't want it.

Someone I know just asked me about video cameras since I always have one with me. They are much more casual (and cash strapped) than I am, and mentioned they were looking at a flip cam but wanted some advice. I told them a much better option in several ways for just a little bit more money. After a few other people chimed in, this person replies with confirming their flip cam purchase.

Really? If you want someone to validate your choice, just do it. Don't waste my time pretending to have other options if your mind is already made up.

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People who "check in" everywhere they go on Facebook.

"Rebecca is at Ashley Furniture. 4:38 pm"

I think it says it all. Do I really need to know where you are every minute Rebecca? No. I think we're only friends anyway because you're dating my brother. *hide all posts by user*

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this is related to the other thread going on right now.

People who get worked up by the Westboro Baptist Church.

It's one thing to laugh at them and flip them off while driving by on completely unrelated business. But these people that seem to have internet seizures every time the church name is raised need to get a fucking life. Don't you realize YOU are the reason they keep doing this? Stop feeding the fucking trolls.

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Green font color is really fucking annoying.

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+1

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i do what i can.

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Other. Drivers.

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quote:
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Other. Drivers.


yeah...don't ever move to California. ever.

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Bitching women.

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Re: shit that annoys me

quote:
Originally posted by morgana


People who ask for advice, but obviously don't want it.




This this this this this

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quote:
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Bitching women.


Do they do anything else ? Whine maybe ?

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Me annoyed by talking english or people, who drop things which annoy them, in my things-which-annoy-me-thread.

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It used to be being logged out every 15 minutes but I changed it and I think you've got Gunstar_Hobo 24/7/364

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What S_S said.

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quote:
Originally posted by avert_your_eyes
Me annoyed by talking english or people, who drop things which annoy them, in my things-which-annoy-me-thread.


er. yeah. this reminds me of another one.

People with poor english skills/heavy accents in the retail service industry.

I understand english isn't your first language. I sympathize with how hard it must be to learn a bastard language with thousands of ridiculous rules and spelling issues. But if you're going to have a job which requires you to communicate in said language, please learn it. I hate having to figure out what the fuck the retail clerk is saying to me when I just want to fucking BUY SOMETHING.

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The lack of worthy adversaries.

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Better grab some chinese before your new asian overlords arrive.

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People in my life who claim they struggle with their weight but in reality they simply fail to even start.

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People who block the aisle while they chat in stores.

People with temp handicapped placards who obviously aren't handicapped and don't have the person it was intended for, but park there anyway.

People who have a cartful of shit and ignore the guy behind them with a couple of items at the checkout lane instead of letting them go ahead.

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Rokkr do you go to the store a lot?

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quote:
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yeah...don't ever move to California. ever.


I lived in San Fran for three years. I got rid of my car after a week. That much road rage (and idiots tailgating each other at 90 mph) did not seem like it would be good for my longevity, and I was only 25 at the time.

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The lack of worthy adversaries.


You should really accompany this post with an evilchuckle.wav

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My fucking neighbour who thinks it's OK to park on my lawn or to dump old furniture in the back alley blocking my access, yet bleats on and calls the police because I stick up a fence.

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Rokkr do you go to the store a lot?

About twice a week. Is this unusual?

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http://www.talkingwav.com/various/evillaugh.wav

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