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Mister Freign
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When I managed a record store in Boston, the police told me once not to bother calling them for shoplifters, just beat the shit out of them and toss them out the back door.

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Brett
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quote:
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When I managed a record store in Boston, the police told me once not to bother calling them for shoplifters, just beat the shit out of them and toss them out the back door.





Man, Sting has some draconian views on music piracy...

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quote:
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Masse.
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You had to try, but instead you now give me the option of calling you mentally inadequate of recognizing basic capital letters rules.

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quote:
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...the police told me once not to bother calling them for shoplifters, just beat the shit out of them and toss them out the back door.



They must have confused it with the precedure for illegal mexicans..

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You had to try, but instead you now give me the option of calling you mentally inadequate of recognizing basic capital letters rules.


besides the annoying font, i have also been known to not capitalize most things. a period denotes the end of a sentence. you don't need a BIG LETTER to show you a new thought is beginning. eat it.

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Faith annoys me. Because you can yell reason all you want faith somehow wins out. And it's fucked up.
Like for example,someone close to you dies. Your faith believes that person is burning in hell right now screaming for all eternity. But they still kiss the feet of the one that put them there.
It really annoys me the weak minds people have. How their faith is so strong they put logic and reason aside.
And that's why our entire world is so fucked up.
They can't just say "Hey! I'm strapping bombs on an 8 year old! WTF?" No. They say instead "I'm strapping bombs on an 8 year old for Allah! Yes! Because I will have many virgins with my afterlife dick when it's my turn to blow up everybody. Yea. That's why I'm doing this."

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"Faith is not wanting to know the truth."
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Rational people aren't generally interested in finding out what happens after death, which is the most pathetic kind of faith.

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
Faith annoys me. Because you can yell reason all you want faith somehow wins out. And it's fucked up.
Like for example,someone close to you dies. Your faith believes that person is burning in hell right now screaming for all eternity. But they still kiss the feet of the one that put them there.
It really annoys me the weak minds people have. How their faith is so strong they put logic and reason aside.
And that's why our entire world is so fucked up.
They can't just say "Hey! I'm strapping bombs on an 8 year old! WTF?" No. They say instead "I'm strapping bombs on an 8 year old for Allah! Yes! Because I will have many virgins with my afterlife dick when it's my turn to blow up everybody. Yea. That's why I'm doing this."

my finishing move for mormons is the mithra story.

in a nutshell, mithra was born of a virgin in december 25 in a manger. his birth was foretold by an angel attended by 3 wandering kings and shepherds. he grew up to start a ministry with 12 disciples and was eventually crucified.

all of this predates christianity by a good 600 years.

those little fuckers never know what hits them.

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Christians annoy me. My entire clan outside of my own family are devout Christians and they seem to think they do no wrong. As long as they don't preach to each other we see how absolutely beautiful each one of our souls are. But when we do talk religion we suddenly think all those who question the word of God or follow a different religion have an ugly soul.
They think they are better than Muslims because they don't blow people up. But they are no better because in their afterlife they know the Phelps clan is absolutely correct in needing to hate those not like them because your afterlife would not be peaceful if you love those in hell. So I don't carte what people say or think. You follow a religion you follow hatred for those following a different path.
I wish there was some way I could relay this message to the clan I love. But it falls on deaf ears. "But the bible says" is what I get. It's just a fucking book people written by different authors.

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They think they are better than Muslims because they don't blow people up.




I'm more annoyed by this not because it's moral high-horsing, but because it feels like a marketing tagline. Christians bitching about Muslims almost always feels akin to Coke bashing Pepsi.

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Power companies that say they'll be there within 2 hours, and show up 8 hours later, while you've had no power the entire fucking time, in the middle of winter, when your son has the flu! Fuckers.
Even more annoying is the retard on the fucking phone who asks you whether you've checked the fuse box (no asshole, I'm a total moron so I didn't think to check it might be a problem with the fuse box). Idiots. Then they tell you there computer doesn't report a fault with your line and threaten you with an absurd call out fee if they get there and it's a problem on your end (and if your dog attacks them apparently). AND... after 8 fucking hours of stewing by candlelight, when the guy shows up and realizes that yes, it's their fault, yes, their line is broken, and yes, they should have shown up 8 hours earlier, they don't even apologize!!!!! Wankers.
But hey, at least the house smells nice from all the scented candles :/

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Sorry sweetie.

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MY TRUCK ANNOYS ME!!!!
First pilot bearing I hit it JUST ONCE with a mallet and I fucktard the bearing. Bought a bearing puller. Pilot bearing number two used a steering wheel puller to press the bearing into the crankshaft and it's not perfectly true because trying to align the tranny to the engine and no go then I drop the tranny ripping apart my hydraulic clutch line.
Today pilot bearing number THREE and a new Hydraulic clutch line. Pulled pilot bearing number two off and found a lot of burrs in the bearing hole. Grinded it out with my drill and little grinder attachment I bought as a kit at the dollar store for a buck and grinded the burrs smooth. Greased it too then it pressed in like butter. Then checking the time it's almost 2 o clock so I had to fucking stop all work AGAIN because my host home guys are coming home as a cop slows by me staring at me really hard because my truck is on the street and on my car ramps for ALMOST TWO WEEKS NOW. But I see the light up ahead. THIS TIME my tranny will slide right in that pilot bearing. THIS TIME no more FUCKING PROBLEMS.
It still beats paying 600 to some idiot at a shop though.
And I have the satisfaction that I still got it...there better not be any more fucking problems....at this point I have to wait to get paid again before I can get gas for this beast.

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I know exactly how you feel LF. Oh, yes, indeed.

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MY TRUCK ANNOYS ME!!!!
First pilot bearing I hit it JUST ONCE with a mallet and I fucktard the bearing. Bought a bearing puller. Pilot bearing number two used a steering wheel puller to press the bearing into the crankshaft and it's not perfectly true because trying to align the tranny to the engine and no go then I drop the tranny ripping apart my hydraulic clutch line.
Today pilot bearing number THREE and a new Hydraulic clutch line. Pulled pilot bearing number two off and found a lot of burrs in the bearing hole. Grinded it out with my drill and little grinder attachment I bought as a kit at the dollar store for a buck and grinded the burrs smooth. Greased it too then it pressed in like butter. Then checking the time it's almost 2 o clock so I had to fucking stop all work AGAIN because my host home guys are coming home as a cop slows by me staring at me really hard because my truck is on the street and on my car ramps for ALMOST TWO WEEKS NOW. But I see the light up ahead. THIS TIME my tranny will slide right in that pilot bearing. THIS TIME no more FUCKING PROBLEMS.
It still beats paying 600 to some idiot at a shop though.
And I have the satisfaction that I still got it...there better not be any more fucking problems....at this point I have to wait to get paid again before I can get gas for this beast.



Get a truck that is a keeper, then every thing that you fix will be easier the second or third time you have to do it.

.... and stay with one make, if there's something trustworthy over there in Seppo land.

Mercedes man me.

Don't forget to copper grease them thar bolts now.

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