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Ever notice when discussing politics with a conservative how fucking stubborn they are even when they know they are wrong? They won't let ANYTHING get thru to them. Liberals on the other hand actually fucking listen and would even agree on some points but a conservative would RARELY agree with a liberal on ANY points. It really pisses me off.

Yeah, you may say I have noticed that. Think of them as spoiled children.

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Spoiled stupid children.

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our liberals are stupid cunts.

our lefts are a pain in the brain.

conservative, the only way to ride..

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See?

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Ever notice when discussing politics with a conservative how fucking stubborn they are even when they know they are wrong? They won't let ANYTHING get thru to them. Liberals on the other hand actually fucking listen and would even agree on some points but a conservative would RARELY agree with a liberal on ANY points. It really pisses me off.



label a political opinion wrong in general, speaks for your own ignorance.

question:

How many immigrated philipinos are conservatives?

How many descendants of 'old money' families are democrats?


point of view? maybe?

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Originally posted by Large Filipino
Ever notice when discussing politics with a conservative how fucking stubborn they are even when they know they are wrong? They won't let ANYTHING get thru to them. Liberals on the other hand actually fucking listen and would even agree on some points but a conservative would RARELY agree with a liberal on ANY points. It really pisses me off.


Yes being accused of racism, sexism or this or that "phobia" is so much more open minded.

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Maybe some Liberals do that but I don't. I do point out that FOX Network are for idiots so calling them all idiots yes I am guilty as charged.

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Muther fucking diesel pickup trucks annoy the holy shit out of me. Sometimes you cannot just park and walk into a fast food place because you have a baby in the car and you just want a quick bite to eat. So when I am sitting behind a car at a drive in I usually turn my engine off. Muther fucking diesel pickup asshole decides that he is the only important person in this world so he continues to idle his black smoke with the ac on of course right into my fucking car. I honk and ask that he please turn off his engine I have a baby in the car and he looks at me like wtf. Jesus fucking christ how are these things legal to drive on the road? How?

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Take Coin, who thinks that if you are white and have a job you deserve to have your home or business firebombed and looted.

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Riiight.

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Annoying rude assholes at work, who people continue to make allowances for because it's too much hassle to tell someone to stop being a rude abrasive asshole.

Just because someone has 'always been like that' doesn't mean I've gotta put up with it.

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I had an asshole manager back when I was moonlighting at Pizza Hut. He tried too fucking hard always yelling at the staff and just would not calm down. While waiting for my pizza I was laughing at him. He got in my face like he was gonna kick my ass and I said "Dude. This is PIZZA HUT. Chill out man. It's not like you need a Master's degree to do this. I'm just here cause I'm saving up for a boat." Everyone like just stopped what they were doing.
Then the dude started fucking crying!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I'll never forget that for as long as I ever live.

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I'd have paid big to see that.

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I get really annoyed when I get junk mail in Spanish. I'm talking ALL Spanish here. No English. WTF do they think I'm illegal or some shit? Really WTF here?

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Racist spam mail?

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YES!

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Fuckin Spic bastards!

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Today at Bally's I was soaking in the hot tub. I walk there and back now because before I used their treadmill and I was like "I can walk here instead" so I do this now.
Well anyway I was soaking in the hot tub and this old man entered the tub. He sat down and you can clearly see that he's taking a fucking leak. Yea fuck me.
But then he leans over towards the pool where two girls wearing bikini's were swimming and he had the hot tub jet hitting his dick. Then he starts jerking off!
I was like excuse me sir. What are you doing?
Oh. I'm scratching my balls.
And what's really fucked up is that there is a camera facing the hot tub. And when I mentioned this guy to the staff you couldn't really tell what he was doing from the camera they told me.
What the fuck is wrong with dirty old men?
What?

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Don't you find it really annoying when your bank teller has the most amazing tits and she decides to wear a low cut dress? I bet she fucking enjoys every guy just drooling over her titties. I mean the lady had to ask me three times how I wanted my cash back.
Utterly frustrating.

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Well anyway I was soaking in the hot tub and this old man entered the tub. He sat down and you can clearly see that he's taking a fucking leak. Yea fuck me.
But then he leans over towards the pool where two girls wearing bikini's were swimming and he had the hot tub jet hitting his dick. Then he starts jerking off!



I just noticed this post. I have to ask this or my brain will friggen explode... You saw the guy piss in the tub you where sitting in and you didn't immediately get the hell out? WTF?! And then he starts jerking off so you just talk to him? What the hell man... this just... just.... gahhhh.

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alpha males



Thats why I have a beta male tattoo.

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I just noticed this post. I have to ask this or my brain will friggen explode... You saw the guy piss in the tub you where sitting in and you didn't immediately get the hell out? WTF?! And then he starts jerking off so you just talk to him? What the hell man... this just... just.... gahhhh.


It LOOKED like he was peeing. Actually it looked like he was taking a constipated shit. And he did say he was just scratching his balls. I finally got out though when he went AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
It was insane.

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"He sat down and you can clearly see that he's taking a fucking leak."

"It LOOKED like he was peeing."



hmmmm.... OK.

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