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J E B Stuart
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Don’t know, but that’s a good start. Sigmund is an annoying name.

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Is that a Freudian slip?

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No, but beware Freudian slop.

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It is very annoying when I think a great annoyance to post in this thread, but forget what it was by the time I get an opportunity to post it.

It happened again today.

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That's so annoying!

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Rocket Man’s shiny hair cap annoys me.

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It annoys me that Rocket Man's shiny hair cap annoys you.

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It looks like it’s too tight; pinching his head and making his face look like it may blow. I am annoyed that I’m even thinking about his face popping.

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It's every decent person's wish that his head would explode. The hate that I have for him cannot be measured.

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The other day, I saw someone pull to a stop, open the car door, push a puppy out, and then speed off. To say that “annoyed” me would be an understatement.

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You didn't!! Did you get the license plate info and inform the police? Did you get the puppy? I know you didn't just drive by.

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The puppy’s fine. 👍🏻

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I knew it. Thank you!

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Taking a poop that requires multiple wipes is annoying. Like trying to wipe Chapstick.

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Did we need to know this about you? Aren't some things sacred???

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Taking a poop that requires multiple wipes is annoying. Like trying to wipe Chapstick.

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Jesus, what flavor Chapstick do you use? And are your lips brown?

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Obsessing about the color of my poop is annoying you. It’s not healthy. For the sake of all that’s decent and holy, you must banish those thoughts from you mind. You can do it.

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Bidet.

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Amen.

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No way!!

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Northland Maoris.

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Strictly speaking, you're married to one, Bro. Chur!

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Wanna groove to some Fat Freddy's Drop tonight then?

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Only if you get me a bucket of KFC and steal the neighbour's stereo.

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Steal it back?

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