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Gunstar_Hobo
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I have no idea. I go once or twice a week too.

I try to go really fast. Today I was in and out of a crowded walmart in about 10 minutes including parking. THANK YOU AUTOMATIC ROBOT CLERK

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Shit that annoys me I don't want to mow it's 92 and humid I want to sit in the AC and insult people on the internet ok I will go mow

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People who block the aisle while they chat in stores.

People with temp handicapped placards who obviously aren't handicapped and don't have the person it was intended for, but park there anyway.

People who have a cartful of shit and ignore the guy behind them with a couple of items at the checkout lane instead of letting them go ahead.



oh. my. god. yes.

I can't even stand shopping anymore. People are inconsiderate pricks.

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traffic jams and people who refuse to spontaneously ignite, when I want them to. (coin)

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Today the only thing that's getting to me is that Bitch Will Not Stop Seeking Me Out. SHIT. It took, like a year to eventually start seeking the company of other women without my heart disintegrating inside me and all the people of the world seeming like clever pretty monkeys at the very best -

- so it makes sense that her psychic witch powers would alert her that I'm finally feeling good and free in the company of people who aren't psychotic nor prone to fibs and who seem to find intellectuality and friskiness a good fit, so, of fucking course it's got to be "I'm so sad I miss you so" instead of anything like "hey sorry about stepping on your soul and ripping the last few scraps of your life to pieces and costing you thousands of dollars for nothing"

but I'm annoyed at nothing so completely as myself for buying into this shit and being unable not to feel feelings

GRRRRRRRRRRR I SHALL SMILE DECEITFULLY AND PROCEED TO VINYL SHORTS / TARKOVSKY APPRECIATOR'S HOUSE WITH THE BOTTLE SHE LIKES AND TURN OFF CELL PHONE

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It's annoying that freign's soul mate sounds like a bimbo cliché.

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quote:
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Shit that annoys me I don't want to mow it's 92 and humid I want to sit in the AC and insult people on the internet ok I will go mow


Shit that doesn't annoy me thunderstorm pouring on my head cooling me off letting me finish the other 2/3 of the lawn tomorrow

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People driving on the phone.
People that don't signal.
People that don't FUCKING UNDERSTAND the meaning of THIS FUCKING SIGN.
You honestly have to be a COMPLETE IDIOT behind the wheel with the cruise control locked and your rear view mirror looking at your makeup.

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Bicyclists that defy all traffic laws.
Roadies that scream ON YOUR RIGHT.
Fuck you roadie. Next time I'll go TO YOUR RIGHT right into your 2 thousand dollar piece of shit bike you fucking pansy.

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I drive and talk on the phone sometimes. Not when other people are in the car. There are very rarely other people in the car. I don't use any other features of the phone unless it is in P.

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One time I got annoyed because this fat mexican dude was sputtering down the 40mph speed limit street in the middle of my lane on his modified bicycle while eating a meatball hero and checking into places on with facebook

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Old people though never annoy me. Ever.
They can be holding up the line at a supermarket.
They can be driving really slow on the highway on the right making you
wonder if you have enough distance to pass him on his left to get off the exit up ahead and hoping the car to his left will drive fast enough for you to squeeze by.
They can be in front of your shopping cart walking really slow stopping your momentum dead in your tracks.
But they don't seem to bother me at all.
Maybe because I know my time is near.

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I was all HEY PANCHO VILLA MOVE IT OVER and he was all EEEEEEEEeeeeee e e e e e e

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quote:
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One time I got annoyed because this fat mexican dude was sputtering down the 40mph speed limit street in the middle of my lane on his modified bicycle while eating a meatball hero and checking into places on with facebook


I have NEVER done that. I stop so I can ENJOY my hero!

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Rokkr
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Oh I forgot.

People who SPEED UP when you start to pass them.

People who think it's fine to keep their highbeams on if they're behind you.

And some gaming related ones.

People who don't pay attention while being taught rules to a game and later say, "no one told me I could (or couldn't) do that!"

People who are losing or don't like the game and start playing randomly.
Worse, people who quit in the middle.

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I seen this just yesterday while walking around downtown.
People that cross the street with NO REGARD TO THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS.
I seen this family nearly plowed over by a semi because they didn't look at the signal. The semi had the green light. I wanted to fucking call child welfare on them fucking bastards.

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Oh I forgot.

People who SPEED UP when you start to pass them.

And some gaming related ones.

People who don't pay attention while being taught rules to a game and later say, "no one told me I could (or couldn't) do that!"

People who are losing or don't like the game and start playing randomly.
Worse, people who quit in the middle.



I do that driving one too. I apologize. I have developed very strange highway driving habits for safety's sake.

Also, gaming, I think it's going to take a year or two for me to understand every bit of MTG rules so I never get bent out of shape. I just write myself a note so I can look it up later.

Rokkr you wanna play a game on cockatrice sometime this week or weekend (besides today)? I work odd hours for the most part so whenever's good for you. I have two decks to play with of cards I actually own.

...You will probably win... :P

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It's annoying that freign's soul mate sounds like a bimbo cliché.


I learned a lot during the divorce. She's amazing, otherworldly, fae - but here we've found the frontier of connection between her and more average specimens.


…sorry to whine up a perfectly good bitching-thread. You can go dump some real on mine if you want, Green M.

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Bicyclists that defy all traffic laws.
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ugh, i live in a very bike-centric community. nothing worse than sitting at a light and a bicyclist getting in front of your car so that when it turns green, you have to wait for them to get momentum going to get through the intersection. HELLO, my fucking car can go faster than you, why did you get in front of me?

also, the goddamn arrogance of pseudo-cyclists. when traffic is moving, "i'm a vehicle, give me space", but when they get to a stop sign they hop the curb and now it's "i'm a pedestrian, i have right of way through traffic".

fuckers.

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People with temp handicapped placards who obviously aren't handicapped and don't have the person it was intended for, but park there anyway.




on this note i do wonder about the person at work who has a helper dog with them. They aren't blind (and we do have blind co-workers), so it kind of looks more like a pet owner who can't just leave their fucking pets at home (these people deserve to be publicly humiliated as well) and are opting Being Fat as some kind of handicap excuse.

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I have a placard for my host home guys. When I do need to use it I usually try to find the one furthest away so that ones that truly need the extra space can park a little closer. There this staff person I've seen this time and time again at a Noodles and co decides he can park his car between two handicapped spots but he doesn't realize this is not a parking spot. Rather it's extra space for people in wheelchairs. I snapped a pic of this then sent it via e mail to the police department with the plate and explained this owner does this regularly.
Since then I've seen him park elsewhere.
Yea I'm nosy.

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I try not to get pissed about it in the abstract, but when I'm confronted in reality with it, I tend to get deadly angry; I've left notes saying "since you are taking my parking space, you can have my cancer also; it's all over this note" and "see if you can guess what I did to your car" just to get some little measure of satisfaction.

It's a tough one because I don't feel like the kind of person that needs special dispensation, but it fucking hurts to stand up and push a goddamn cart around and so forth, so when I do it, I get extra pissy. It does seem like a shit thing to do when I'm standing there looking at it: it's nothing, nothing for you to cross this lot. For me, considering a hundred yards is the difference between trying to get to the fucking store by myself or not.

Especially the really obese, and the really fit. Somehow they are equally full of shit in my goddamn parking space.

I get that it's a sense of entitlement at work - I did more to earn it, is the thing - Physical Fucking Therapy, assholes!

so yeah that one slightly provokes me

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In Colorado pedestrians have the right of way in all parking lots. I hate the fuckers that walk along side you driving then without even looking decide to dart across the street. What's worst are the ones that look like they are about to cross so you stop and wave them on and they fucking don't do anything. But then they cross when you decide they will not cross and you start to move again. No they are not doing this on purpose. They are so occupied with themselves they don't even acknowledge you. Fuckers. Then you honk at them then they flip you off with this pedestrian right of way shit.
I miss how in New York and in Jersey Cars have the right of way over pedestrians. It makes pedestrians more aware of their surroundings. Not here in Colorado. Bunch of fucking idiots up here.

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yeah, the pedestrian right of way laws in California have made people retarded. they walk down the middle of aisles in the parking lot, let their kids run amok between the cars... they never look before entering a parking lot at all.

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when I moved to Maryland in 2002 I was struck by how many people made their own parking spots, even if there were open spots. Not quite sure what the hell that was about.

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