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Yeah, I hate people that nag too.

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The cost of getting my drum breaks sorted out. That's really annoying the shit out of me right now.

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Large Filipino
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What absolutely infuriates me is the idiot trying to take a close parking spot so he has his signals on and just sits there blocking flow for everyone waiting for the other idiot that now that he sees that someone wants his great parking spot will really really take his fucking time pulling out and then all this time there are THREE open parking spots just two cars away.
It's called A FEW MORE STEPS TO WAL MART.
Then a few years ago I had just came out of a quintuple so I use the motorized buggy at the Wal Marts then when I was done with it and ready to park it about five really fat people that seems to know how to fucking walk was goddamn fighting over it. Then they had the audacity to judge me like I wasn't fat enough to use a buggy so I open my shirt and show all these fat fuckers my staples and told them this is what being fat will do to you.
Fat fucks.
Goddamnit. I'm really annoyed that I'm still fat. Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!

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quote:
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People who have a cartful of shit and ignore the guy behind them with a couple of items at the checkout lane instead of letting them go ahead.

why is this an issue for you? this "inconsiderate prick" has been waiting for all the other people who have cued before him/her and has waited patiently. they have a whole life to get back to that doesnt give a shit that you didnt arrive sooner or pick a different check out lane that has less items to scan thru.

so why are they all of a sudden a piece of shit for not respecting your time?

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What absolutely infuriates me is the idiot trying to take a close parking spot so he has his signals on and just sits there blocking flow for everyone waiting for the other idiot that now that he sees that someone wants his great parking spot will really really take his fucking time pulling out and then all this time there are THREE open parking spots just two cars away.
It's called A FEW MORE STEPS TO WAL MART.
Then a few years ago I had just came out of a quintuple so I use the motorized buggy at the Wal Marts then when I was done with it and ready to park it about five really fat people that seems to know how to fucking walk was goddamn fighting over it. Then they had the audacity to judge me like I wasn't fat enough to use a buggy so I open my shirt and show all these fat fuckers my staples and told them this is what being fat will do to you.
Fat fucks.
Goddamnit. I'm really annoyed that I'm still fat. Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!

what annoys me is fatties who should know better that dont. a quint? goddamned it LP! whats it going to take to motivate you?

im looking into the paleo diet. im just looking to drop the last 10 but its supposed to work wonders with all weight loss cases. ill keep you posted if you are interested.

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Then a few years ago I had just came out of a quintuple so I use the motorized buggy at the Wal Marts then when I was done with it and ready to park it about five really fat people that seems to know how to fucking walk was goddamn fighting over it. Then they had the audacity to judge me like I wasn't fat enough to use a buggy so I open my shirt and show all these fat fuckers my staples and told them this is what being fat will do to you.
Fat fucks.
Goddamnit. I'm really annoyed that I'm still fat. Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!





I blame the widespread availability of the motorised scooters at grocers for the obesity epidemic, or at least enabling that bullshit. It used to be there was always one cart available and no one was using it out of fear of mockery. Shit that was barely over a decade ago. Now there seems to be a fleet of them and they're always in use.

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Senior citizen and expectant mothers designated parking spots.

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I blame the widespread availability of the motorised scooters at grocers for the obesity epidemic, or at least enabling that bullshit. It used to be there was always one cart available and no one was using it out of fear of mockery. Shit that was barely over a decade ago. Now there seems to be a fleet of them and they're always in use.

Ever heard about cars?

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Ever heard about cars?



nowhere near on the same level.

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Fatties who need knee/hip replacements and who complain of any sort of chronic joint/muscle pains. I've gotten to the point where I simply say "if you lost weight it wouldn't hurt" which prompts them to say (thru a mouthful of potato chips) "I can't exercise because it hurts!" To which I retort "aquacise is zero impact" which is always met with a gleefully uncomfortable silence and a hasty change of topic.

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Fatties who need knee/hip replacements and who complain of any sort of chronic joint/muscle pains. I've gotten to the point where I simply say "if you lost weight it wouldn't hurt" which prompts them to say (thru a mouthful of potato chips) "I can't exercise because it hurts!" To which I retort "aquacise is zero impact" which is always met with a gleefully uncomfortable silence and a hasty change of topic.
Idiot, fat people should never get anywhere near water, expecially the beach. Those greenpeace hippy fuckers will roll them right back into the ocean and then they'd be game on for the chink whalers.

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Normally I'd match fat joke for fat joke but this is serious business. Today, I'm taking a picture of every single fatty who is morbidly obese. It's not even 9 am and I've already tagged 4 and I've gone only from my house to school. If I widen my parameters to simply fat people in general I wouldn't stop snapping pics.

One pic is a conjunction...af fatty eclipsing another fatty. I thought the gravitational flux would destroy my car.

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I'm curious. Why so obsessed with lardies in the first place?

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People that ask you a question so that you'll ask them one in return.

"How was your weekend?" *impatient stare as they wait for their turn* "Well I did blah blah blah. Isn't that great?!"

If you want to share something with me, just do it. Don't hide behind some ridiculous socialized etiquette that makes you look fake and stupid. Everyone wants to brag about something sometime, it's ok. Just don't fake an interest in me to do it.

When people ask me questions now, I almost never ask in return. Drives people nuts.

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Chatting up Morgana must be a real pita.

Now we've done the fatties can we move on to the smokers please?

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