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Gunstar_Hobo
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Iknowright whattabout those smokers that smoke smoking cigarettes. AND THEN THEY GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE THEM.

Their fingers are smelly

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Brett
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I can't really muster up enough fuck to give about smokers.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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Whattabout those butts strewn all over my whatever. HELLO NOT BIODEGRADABLE

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skalie
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quote:
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I can't really muster up enough fuck to give about smokers.


Did you use to type like that before you met the internets ?

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skalie
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quote:
Originally posted by Gunstar_Hobo
Whattabout those butts strewn all over my whatever. HELLO NOT BIODEGRADABLE


us hardcore lot dont' filtar dA shit

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Gunstar_Hobo
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Annoying!

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quote:
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Did you use to type like that before you met the internets ?



eh, the sentiment still stands. As whiny as smokers can be when deprived of their availability to smoke at a moments' notice, they're by and large powerless and you have to really go out of your way to be affected by their smoking.

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skalie
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One can chose to avoid annoying people, like ever considered not working in a WalMart, morgana ?

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Gunstar_Hobo
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Or shopping there...

Jackass I wanted to keep being sarcastic for a while

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skalie
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Fuck it, we can use this thread to annoy morgana.

"Cupcake, is it ok if we use one of the photo's you posted over at the Asylum for our CD cover? We're naming the album 'Walmart Goth' "

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Tex critter
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie
us hardcore lot dont' filtar dA shit


here have a smoke

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skalie
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amateur

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skalie
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Ugly looking tobacco btw, try a Van Nelle, if you ever get the chance

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Menthol ?

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Gunstar_Hobo
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But for cereals, try and be less annoyed all the time gang. It's unhealthy and obviously there are more important things to be fuckmustering for.

Couple-a-things- I know you're old now or have bred copies of yourselves but neither of these things mean you are bound by invisible societal rules or social rules. Be different. Enjoy your newfound freedom. Tell people what you think when you think it. I promise your social network will not collapse around you. As consumermonsters your negativity is making your fellow consumermonsters more annoying to consumermonsters.

Also, YOU PEOPLE are making other people paranoid because you're annoyed by stupid shit that doesn't really matter. Yesterday after my short walmart trip I stopped at speedway for gas. Every pump was in use and there were lines. I parked behind Mexican dude with poor English skills (OMG ANNOYING!) and went in and paid while I waited. He wasn't done so I sat for a couple minutes posing in the rear view because I'm attracted to myself. When he was done he started it and pulled a foot or two forward and it died. Thought maybe he needed a jump or an extra pair of hands so I got out of my car and asked. I was smiling and goofy looking but he immediately started apologizing for being in the way and his body language indicated that he thought I was going to fight him or fuck up his car. Had to explain that I wasn't worried about it and that I could still reach the nozzle. We checked it out and it was just a bad wiring connection.

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Tex critter
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Heres what annoys me, dumb asses on computers who constantly think I am their personal computer teacher. Fucken users, every damn night I hear my name shouted across the room "Hey Tex can you show me...." at least 25 times a night. Cant they take notes when I show them the same shit over and over again. Some should not be allowed to touch computers.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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Stop getting them so high

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quote:
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Menthol ?


yep amateur hell I roll better than a machine.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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But for cereals, try and be less annoyed all the time gang. It's unhealthy and obviously there are more important things to be fuckmustering for.

Couple-a-things- I know you're old now or have bred copies of yourselves but neither of these things mean you are bound by invisible societal rules or social rules. Be different. Enjoy your newfound freedom. Tell people what you think when you think it. I promise your social network will not collapse around you. As consumermonsters your negativity is making your fellow consumermonsters more annoying to consumermonsters.

Also, YOU PEOPLE are making other people paranoid because you're annoyed by stupid shit that doesn't really matter. Yesterday after my short walmart trip I stopped at speedway for gas. Every pump was in use and there were lines. I parked behind Mexican dude with poor English skills (OMG ANNOYING!) and went in and paid while I waited. He wasn't done so I sat for a couple minutes posing in the rear view because I'm attracted to myself. When he was done he started it and pulled a foot or two forward and it died. Thought maybe he needed a jump or an extra pair of hands so I got out of my car and asked. I was smiling and goofy looking but he immediately started apologizing for being in the way and his body language indicated that he thought I was going to fight him or fuck up his car. Had to explain that I wasn't worried about it and that I could still reach the nozzle. We checked it out and it was just a bad wiring connection.



Related somehow- I've never saw anyone in small-town NDakota stuck in the snow for more than 5-10 minutes. If someone slid off the road or got stuck in a nasty spot, traffic would stop one by one until there were enough people to push it out

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Gunstar_Hobo
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Also, I like obese people and I like stupid people.

Makes me look more attractive and intelligent to other people than I really am. In comparison.

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Should probably head to work now but I'll be back later if anyone still needs to get over themself

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I'm curious. Why so obsessed with lardies in the first place?
I'm glad you asked.

As a former fatty (recovered and maintained for over 5 years) I'm amazed people claim to not be able to do so. Further more, everyone in my family is fat and they are suffering for it. Diabetes, heart disease, joint and muscle pain, sleep apnea....the list goes on and on. The problem is system wide in society and it shows no sign of getting better.

So the source of my obsession is part anger, part frustration, part fear of relapsing. But in the end obesity is an addiction and you can't help someone until they are ready to change. My friend is a jenny craig consultant and she is convinced that people are fat due to one of two things (or both); emotional issues or medical issues. Medical, I can't help but emotionally motivation, positive or negative, I'm more than willing to dish out.

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I'm glad you asked.

As a former fatty (recovered and maintained for over 5 years) I'm amazed people claim to not be able to do so.



Why the amazement? less than 1% of fatties manage to become ex-fatties permanently.

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So the source of my obsession is part anger, part frustration, part fear of relapsing.


Fair enough

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Medical, I can't help but emotionally motivation, positive or negative, I'm more than willing to dish out.


Good Job. Because nothing motivates lardasses more than being made to feel bad about being fat.

I've honestly been quite puzzled by the emotional responses towards fatties, but I'm beginning to see a pattern

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Good Job. Because nothing motivates lardasses more than being made to feel bad about being fat. [/URL]
are you kidding me? do you know what primarily motivates people to lose weight? vacations, weddings and being dumped for being a fat ass. dont believe me? ask any bride if she is exercising before the wedding and where she is going for a honeymoon. then watch maury povich. i love the revenge episodes where the dumpee comes out all thin and sexy proving they arent the eternal lardasses they got dumped for being.

bottom line: people need motivation and it really doesnt matter if its positive or negative.

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hmm..I believe the people who are bullied for being a lard ass lose the weight only to regain it X10. The people who lose the weight for themselves usually keep it off. There are people who try to lose weight and find themselves unable, and they turn to surgery...good for them if it works. Gimpy,what's your definition of fat? Who wants a stick for a partner? seriously..

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