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SimpleSimon
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At least one well known (and well thought of, I believe) member of this board made the decision to undergo surgery to enable weight loss, after years of morbid obesity and a great deal of effort to lose that weight through more "conventional" means without success. Nor was he sedentary in his life style as an obese man.

That surgical effort was successful, and he lost approximately one half of his pre-surgical weight - about 200 pounds lost. He has kept that weight off, has married, and has fathered a child in the years since, and gives every appearance of being happier than ever before.

He is a man of great charm, character, and compassion, just as he was as a fat man. So, for any who think that getting thin is an expression of personal self-worth, I'll ask you just to compare the expressed characters of the two members I know to have been obese and to have lost that excess weight, Gimpy Divo and Cruise Director, and judge for yourself whether body mass shows the man.

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Cockney_Rebel
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I need directions to the cake shop.

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billgerat
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Shit that annoys me: the poopers in the Pooping your pants on purpose Thread.

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Trenchant_Troll
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It's hard being reminded of your daily affliction, isn't it Bill?

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billgerat
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Reminded of you? I guess so.

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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
*a-ha!*


Now I understand why one of them is such an asshole.

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quote:
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Reminded of you? I guess so.

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Pinecrika
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It would be easier to post the things that don't annoy me.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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BJs don't annoy me

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Gunstar_Hobo
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quote:
Originally posted by Sookee
Gimpy,what's your definition of fat? Who wants a stick for a partner? seriously..


I'd say Sookie is juuuuuuuust right.

/eyebrows up and down, creepy style

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Pinecrika
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Girl BJs or boy BJs?

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Gunstar_Hobo
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If you're offering I guess you'll have to wait until the next pissup

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Pinecrika
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I'll sub-contract that out to Mugsy or Aydin.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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OK FINE FINE Girl BJs

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Pinecrika
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Awwww, those fellas would've treat you right, now their feelings are hurt.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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I don't doubt the quality

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Pinecrika
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Atta boy! Way to open your mind!

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Gunstar_Hobo
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gay bacon - gay bacon

Love the humor. I would eat most of the stuff in this video:

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Pinecrika
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You two are annoying me.

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hehe

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Pinecrika
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May you be pissed upon from great height.

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Mister Freign
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it annoys me that saying facts in a neutral tone of voice is so often viewed as an attack

stupid people control everything; that's pretty goddamn irritating

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quote:
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it annoys me that saying facts in a neutral tone of voice is so often viewed as an attack




QFT

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quote:
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I'd say Sookie is juuuuuuuust right.

/eyebrows up and down, creepy style



back off, bitchcuntlips.

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