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Gunstar_Hobo
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For reals though she is squirting the sauce into the other girls mouth. It's my favorite kind of sauce

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I was thinking the other day, what would improve mac and cheese and it came to me.
Bacon! Bits of bacon crumbled throughout the casserole.

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Honest to god, I did not watch that video before making the bacon mac & cheese post.

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GimpyDivo
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quote:
Originally posted by Sookee
hmm..I believe the people who are bullied for being a lard ass lose the weight only to regain it X10. The people who lose the weight for themselves usually keep it off. There are people who try to lose weight and find themselves unable, and they turn to surgery...good for them if it works. Gimpy,what's your definition of fat? Who wants a stick for a partner? seriously..
+25% body fat for a woman. +20% for a guy.

and your attitude, young lady, is almost as bad as mine. stick like is being healthy? my family looks at me and calls me skinny but in reality im lean and toned. this might be the a case of a whole family group suffering from body dysmorphic syndrome because they intentionally fattened me up as a child.

i present as an example, quinn. this is an early picture of her and im guessing around 25%-27% bf. it looks great but shes become soft lately. she is in no way stick like and is desirable. i wouldnt mind seeing her with a lot more tone and a little cut on the abs tho.

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GimpyDivo
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forgot the pic:


Which was a good idea if you were planning on attaching it. No attaching of adult material is permitted here. You wanna post it? Host it.

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naughty gimpy putting porn on macker's server.

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Large Filipino
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quote:
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what annoys me is fatties who should know better that dont. a quint? goddamned it LP! whats it going to take to motivate you?




I've been treadmilling every day and going to Bally's whenever I can. I'm not morbidly obese but I have gained back the weight I had lost since before my quintuple. It's really simple for me. Just fucking eat more salads. But it's hard as fuck sometimes. But it's also like I don't pig out or sit around with a bag of chips. I don't eat that crap.

Which brings me to something else I find annoying. Skinny people that can fucking eat like a goddamn pig and should be morbidly obese.

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My Windows media player isn't working right.
When I rip a cd and then try to sync it to my mp3, it downlords to the device but won't play.

It's not my mp3 player, cuz I have more than 1 and I've tried them all. The music actually goes to my mp3, but instead of playing the songs, it just scrolls through the numbers.

I looked online for help, but I can find anything. So someone please help me, I don't know how long I'll make it without any new music.

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missjo
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When I have the fast lane at the pool all to myself & some stupid pregnant woman decides to jump in my lane & start dog paddling & gets upset when I sweetly inform her that the slow & splish splash lanes are on the other side of the pool & does she have trouble reading the sign at the end of the lane that clearly states that this is the Fast lane!
Don't even start me on the idiots who swim laps wearing snorkels!

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GimpyDivo
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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I've been treadmilling every day and going to Bally's whenever I can. I'm not morbidly obese but I have gained back the weight I had lost since before my quintuple. It's really simple for me. Just fucking eat more salads. But it's hard as fuck sometimes. But it's also like I don't pig out or sit around with a bag of chips. I don't eat that crap.

Which brings me to something else I find annoying. Skinny people that can fucking eat like a goddamn pig and should be morbidly obese.

it's not just eating more salads, it's cutting out things that make you fat. As a filipino, you should research your genetic tolerance for certain foods. I'm willing to bet that high glycemic foods kick up your insulin levels faster than it would affect a white man. You should cut out all grains, breads and pasta., sugars, vegetable and peanut oils are also a no no. eat only nuts, fruits, veggies and meats. Try it for a month and see what happens.

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Coincidence
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Priests and doomsayers of the health religion.

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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quote:
Originally posted by GimpyDivo
+25% body fat for a woman. +20% for a guy.

and your attitude, young lady, is almost as bad as mine. stick like is being healthy? my family looks at me and calls me skinny but in reality im lean and toned. this might be the a case of a whole family group suffering from body dysmorphic syndrome because they intentionally fattened me up as a child.

i present as an example, quinn. this is an early picture of her and im guessing around 25%-27% bf. it looks great but shes become soft lately. she is in no way stick like and is desirable. i wouldnt mind seeing her with a lot more tone and a little cut on the abs tho.



Really? you think she's at 25% Bf? I'd think she was much less than that. If she's soft,I'm in trouble.

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missjo
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Don't worry sookie we both have great men in our lives
who like a lil cushion is their pushin

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Large Filipino
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I find this really annoying. People that don't acknowledge you.
I would hate to be a greeter anywhere. I bet they always get blank stares at most of the people they greet.
I always try to acknowledge everyone when I am approached.
I just think it's really rude.
Even when I get a solicitor I just don't hang up or slam the door on them.
I just kindly tell them I'm really not at all interested and I'm sorry I can't help you as much as I would like to.
I even get gratification that I'm being very kind.
When Jehova Witnesses come to the door I talk with them and tell them my views. They skip my house now when I see them in my neighborhood because they know my views and they know I'm not physically able to attend their church because of my Host Home obligations.
Yes I understand people have their bad days but Jesus Christ man. The world does not revolve around you.

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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It annoys me when my little guy leaves the toilet seat up.

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Brett
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women should leave the toilet seat up.

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(brett leaves it down all the time, without me ever having asked him to. don't let him fool you)

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Brett
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I do think it's odd that the whole toilet seat thing is a pet peeve to every. single. woman. ever., yet it doesn't seem to even phase guys that they may have to lift the toilet seat up to piss.


penis envy incarnate.

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Sookee
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quote:
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women should leave the toilet seat up.


You've obviously never sat down only to get your bum wet. It's not pleasant.

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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quote:
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(brett leaves it down all the time, without me ever having asked him to. don't let him fool you)


That's a well trained man,Karen.. good job!
(cruncle does the same )

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quote:
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You've obviously never sat down only to get your bum wet. It's not pleasant.



I would've lowered the seat first.


it seems like a non-issue that gets a disproportionate amount of attention.

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Sookee
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I would've lowered the seat first.


it seems like a non-issue that gets a disproportionate amount of attention.



But Brett,sometimes I get up in the middle of the night without the lights on and fall in. I should also mention that we all have our own toilet so it freaks me out that every single seat in the house is up. He's toying with me.

Perhaps I should have said, It annoys me when my son uses my bathroom and he doesn't leave it the way he found it.

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quote:
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The world does not revolve around you.

I was under the impression that it did.

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When you're trying to stuff turds back up your ass, and they're just too squishy to get... What?

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morgana
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quote:
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Yes I understand people have their bad days but Jesus Christ man. The world does not revolve around you.



this is the crux of the issue. even as misanthropic and selfish as i am, i go out of my way quite often to accomodate others just to make things easier.

i worked retail for 14 years. i'm not working retail anymore because i can't fucking take the abuse anymore. people have become ridiculous monsters and they behave as if in the retail world, their behavior has asbolutely no consequences.

you see who people really are in those situations, and i now understand that most people are very, very ugly.

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