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Dacarlo
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When I was on college I worked for Blockbuster. I once had the mother of a deaf guy try to use his disability to get out of paying a late fee. She argued he couldn't hear us say 'Due back tomorrow'.

I'd served this kid. I'd pointed at the sticker that says Overnight. He'd nodded his understanding. Sure it could have been just nodding for the sake of it, but I don't think so. I'm also sure he wasn't totally deaf.

Apparently "He's not blind is he" was the wrong thing to say.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dacarlo
When I was on college I worked for Blockbuster. I once had the mother of a deaf guy try to use his disability to get out of paying a late fee. She argued he couldn't hear us say 'Due back tomorrow'.

I'd served this kid. I'd pointed at the sticker that says Overnight. He'd nodded his understanding. Sure it could have been just nodding for the sake of it, but I don't think so. I'm also sure he wasn't totally deaf.

Apparently "He's not blind is he" was the wrong thing to say.



my last job was for a shitty cd/dvd company called FYE. they sell really crappy electronics like mp3 players, and the return policy is pretty strict- if it's been opened, they will only exchange it, no refunds.

first of all, who the fuck buys electronics from any retailer that doesn't specialize in them? and if it's 30 bucks, what the fuck do you expect? ipod quality? um. no.

anyway, i got tired of people bitching at me about the electronics return policy, so i made 8 x 10 signs on neon orange paper and put them in the electronics dept saying that opened items can only be exchanged. the section is only 8 feet long and there are three of them. you can probably see them from space.

i had a lady come in and say this to me. word for word.

"Hello. My daughter bought this item from your store the other day and it isn't what I want for her. She used it for a week before I found it. It's trash, it's not something I want her seen with. I want to return it."

plops down an opened mp3 player.

really? okay, let's play. the first thing i always did in these situations was apologize for her inconvenience, even though it's not our fault. i explained the return policy and suggested that she could make it a gift for someone more appropriate, or she could donate it to a children's hospital to make someone happy.

lady flips the fuck out.

"I don't give a shit what your policy is. I wasn't here. I didn't buy it. A teenager bought it. How do you expect a TEENAGER to know what the hell a return policy is?"

i didn't say a word, just pointed over her shoulder, where 10 feet away the neon orange screamed out at every passerby.

she turns around and says...

"You expect her to READ THAT?"

i shit you not. her exact words.

in the end, i continued to deny her and she wanted the DM's number and stomped out of the store.


this happened a dozen times a day, over different things. i wish i was joking.

in the end, i broke policies on purpose so they would eventually fire me. i couldn't take it anymore.

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GimpyDivo
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quote:
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women should leave the toilet seat up.
nope! Poo particles are shot up into the air when you flush the toilet and rains down ALL OVER THE HOUSE! Always always always flush with the seat down.

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quote:
Originally posted by Brett
women should leave the toilet seat up.


Just piss on it, they'll soon learn the rules.

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nope! Poo particles are shot up into the air when you flush the toilet and rains down ALL OVER THE HOUSE! Always always always flush with the seat down.


how exactly does a draining toilet shoot anything out of the toilet? If anything it sucks the surrounding air down with it.

I don't get this longstanding toilet seat feud. If the seat is up and you need it down, put it down. If the seat is down, and you need it up, put it up. How selfish is it that so many women think " I don't give a damn if you need the seat up, I need it down so it needs to stay down at all times, me me me me me". Fuck off and put it down if you want it down.

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GimpyDivo
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how exactly does a draining toilet shoot anything out of the toilet? If anything it sucks the surrounding air down with it.

I don't get this longstanding toilet seat feud. If the seat is up and you need it down, put it down. If the seat is down, and you need it up, put it up. How selfish is it that so many women think " I don't give a damn if you need the seat up, I need it down so it needs to stay down at all times, me me me me me". Fuck off and put it down if you want it down.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/artic.../01/1143577.htm

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/1839

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/65983

First 3 hits.

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I actually like both seats down if not in use.

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Gimpies right .. it was on Mythbusters once. I seem to remember it spreads bacteria a good few feet.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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Yeah I get sick all the time from toilets. Wait I mean I've never gotten sick from toilets.

Gonna take a guess and say bacteria is yet another thing that annoys you guys

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quote:
Originally posted by DRZ
Gimpies right .. it was on Mythbusters once. I seem to remember it spreads bacteria a good few feet.
the third link cites that episode.

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HEAVENS NO!

WHAT IF THE POOP PARTICLES GET ONTO THE SPOUT FOR MY ANTIBACTERIAL HAND WASH ILL BE STUCK IN THIS BATHROOM FOREVER

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Heh I was going to make a comment about some of you taking a light like that to your hotel room so you can find and eat the old semen

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They should check the top of the cistern lid for cocaine abuse

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Mister Freign
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I agree with the LF / M bloc that sees dong for others pre-emptively as a good policy;

it also freaks out a multiple recipient of one's largesse to discover one is actually super-fucking-cranky and not given to precious sentiments or polite dishonesty. "I got so sick of your river of stupid failures" is a GREAT answer to "how do you manage to be so helpful" -

- and, Dacario, you just pat yourself on the back, mister, because "He's not blind is he" was, in fact, precisely what our Lord Jesus Christ was hoping you would say. Cherubim and beatified souls all wept for joy and danced sublime around the gigantic spit-polished feet of God, on that day.

You were a better parent to the defect than his own fggin Ma, on that day.

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Gimpies right .. it was on Mythbusters once. I seem to remember it spreads bacteria a good few feet.
You'll find more of the same bacteria concentrated around the are you pull off your clothing in far larger quantities, given that few people clean their laundry hampers and surrounding area with toilet bleaches.

The act of pulling your underwear off expels plenty of far nastier stuff than a bog flush, don't get pulled into the germ/bacteria discussion unless you want to live in a sterile bubble.

Too many people target the areas that you expect to be filthy, rarely does anyone delve into the apparently benign areas that prove to be dirtier than a hobos hanky.

The best way to deal with germ/bacterial threats is to be in good physical shape and have a good diet, bugs don't have much of a chance with people who are in good shape. If you are a lazy cunt with bad eating habits then you run the risk of getting sick from just about anything.

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The act of pulling your underwear off expels plenty of far nastier stuff than a bog flush, don't get pulled into the germ/bacteria discussion unless you want to live in a sterile bubble.


Pulling off your skid marked trolleys might .... mine just release a lovely fresh summer meadow freshly washed like scent.

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"Summer's Eve" is still your douche of choice, then?

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(cruncle does the same )



cruncle sits down to pee out of sheer sloth.

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Pulling off your skid marked trolleys might .... mine just release a lovely fresh summer meadow freshly washed like scent.
Pussy, one should regard skid marks in your kaks the same way as military rank, so far I have achieved staff seargent.
I bet my kaks could beat yours in a fight!!

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All this toilet seat brouhaha could be avoided by just pissing in the sink.

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Another thing that is annoying me lately is gorgeous young girls having botox & fillers at such early ages to make themselves look like chipmunk cheeked, monkeymouthed stunned looking freaks,
in this messed up photoshopped world
I see 19 years olds wanting to have botox because they think that when your eyes crinkle up when you smile it's wrinkles, or that it will prevent them getting them later on in life which is one of the biggest pieces of bullshit I've ever heard.
Your face is supposed to move you idiots!

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