I like smile-lines and the evidence of life lived; I find people gorgeous when they are gorgeous - it has very little to do with external standards. That is, I like what I like and I don't question it too closely unless I also hate it, simultaneously.
It annoys me when a beautiful person tries to match a preconceived ideal of attractiveness, thereby utterly ruining natural loveliness. "Exquisite" means "there's nothing else like it in the world" - you can't be "exquisite" if you look interchangeable with any other representative of your chosen pseudo-identity clade.
It's like a banana. Green bananas are too young and taste hard and chalky. Ripe bananas are better when they aged a little but the spotted dark ones are best because when peeled it still feels young inside but much sweeter.
and ready to go rotten. hence, my theory (backed up by every broad over the age of 40 ive had dealings with) that women go that special kind of "i aint give a fuck cuz you were close to my last chance at happiness" crazy.
the only way to effectively deal with the hajis is to carpet bomb mecca with bacon and porn until those little brown cocksuckers completely capitulate and piss all over themselves in a display of submission.
Don't smoke & hate coffee
yeah I'm a freak
I only drink soda water & the occasional peppermint tea
I haven't had alcohol in almost 6 months but that will change once I hit Santorini & the US in a month I'll be hanging with seasoned pisspots!
Coffee is nasty shit, yet I don't mind coffee-flavored things.
also: people who pronounce Xavier as "Ecks Ay Vee Air". Why the hell would you think it's pronounced that way? On that note, I don't think I could live in Worcester, MA and ever say the city's name outloud.
I can't be the only one who just finds this to be jarring. Even citations for Twitter and Facebook just seem odd. I've also never been able to get into shows like Tosh.0 because it's weird to watch low bitrate videos on TV.
Yeah, another reason why Big Bang Theory was annoying *laughter*. I remember an episode where it was a really great deal that Leonard rushed his relationship status on facebook *laughter*.
"You're 'In a relationship', and she doesn't know yet?? WTF dude that's so embarrassing for you" *laughter*