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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
Some of us live in a Barbie world. I find that unattractive.
I happen to love imperfections.
It turns me on actually.




if you want to start an amputee thread in IoD, go ahead.

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Large Filipino
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But I like toes.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
Some of us live in a Barbie world. I find that unattractive.
I happen to love imperfections.
It turns me on actually.



20/20 hindsights

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Mister Freign
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I like smile-lines and the evidence of life lived; I find people gorgeous when they are gorgeous - it has very little to do with external standards. That is, I like what I like and I don't question it too closely unless I also hate it, simultaneously.

It annoys me when a beautiful person tries to match a preconceived ideal of attractiveness, thereby utterly ruining natural loveliness. "Exquisite" means "there's nothing else like it in the world" - you can't be "exquisite" if you look interchangeable with any other representative of your chosen pseudo-identity clade.

Short form: "normal girls bore me"

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Large Filipino
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It's like a banana. Green bananas are too young and taste hard and chalky. Ripe bananas are better when they aged a little but the spotted dark ones are best because when peeled it still feels young inside but much sweeter.

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and ready to go rotten. hence, my theory (backed up by every broad over the age of 40 ive had dealings with) that women go that special kind of "i aint give a fuck cuz you were close to my last chance at happiness" crazy.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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Love love love love love love

Rhymes with pity now...

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Let me tell you what annoys me! Waking up on a Sunday morning to find that there's no teabags left. Not in the tin or the box. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. CUNT!

Ones English breakfast is not complete without tea.

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One's English sentence is not complete without the apostrophe.

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I'd be confused by the brit thing about tea if it wasn't for the way I have to burn my house down if there's a coffee problem

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if you could only have a cigarette all day or a coffee, which?

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Large Filipino
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What really fucking annoys me is when my family and cousins push God all over my mutherfucker and laugh at our real Lord and Savior Santa Clause.

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They seriously should know better by now. Take em to church!

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missjo
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Don't smoke & hate coffee
yeah I'm a freak
I only drink soda water & the occasional peppermint tea
I haven't had alcohol in almost 6 months but that will change once I hit Santorini & the US in a month I'll be hanging with seasoned pisspots!

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Brett
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Coffee is nasty shit, yet I don't mind coffee-flavored things.



also: people who pronounce Xavier as "Ecks Ay Vee Air". Why the hell would you think it's pronounced that way? On that note, I don't think I could live in Worcester, MA and ever say the city's name outloud.

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See Runcle.

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Running out of Rizla.

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My pack is half full. They're cheap and thin

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rust
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it annoys me when people talk in code

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In your face, rust.

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rust
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ha!!

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Gunstar_Hobo
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quote:
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ha!!


















Now I'm speakin your language!

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Brett
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internet references on TV.


I can't be the only one who just finds this to be jarring. Even citations for Twitter and Facebook just seem odd. I've also never been able to get into shows like Tosh.0 because it's weird to watch low bitrate videos on TV.

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Coincidence
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Yeah, another reason why Big Bang Theory was annoying *laughter*. I remember an episode where it was a really great deal that Leonard rushed his relationship status on facebook *laughter*.
"You're 'In a relationship', and she doesn't know yet?? WTF dude that's so embarrassing for you" *laughter*

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