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Brett
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hell, even that's a lesser example of what I mean. Imagine: lolcats on your local news, references to Rebecca Black, CNN (et al.) citing quotes by Twitter users, etc. Hell, any mention of Twitter on TV....

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Yeah ok. Twitter jokes on The Daily Show suck.

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if you could only have a cigarette all day or a coffee, which?


FUCK what are you DOING to me

my brain HEARD THAT man

JEEZ

calm down, calm down, here you go honey, ciggie and acridblack; ciggie and acridblack; ciggie and acridblack; shhhhh shhhhhhsh sh sh shhh. thaaaaat's it.



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Brett
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all of this.

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Serves you right, you idiot. You actually searched for that shit.

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Large Filipino
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I'm actually quite annoyed with that damn feeling I'm forgetting something. I dropped off all my host home guys stuff to their respite homes. I made sure the right stuff went to the right house. Tomorrow they will get picked up for day program then later dropped off at their respite so I can leave after my guys leave for day program. I packed everything they needed. Searched the house for anything at all and it seems like they have everything. I have my things. Picking up the rental van tomorrow. My kids and grandkids will be flying. Easier for my grand child. Mom want to give us all kinds of stuff so the van can haul it back home. Have my suit. Have everyone elses stuff.
I swear I'm gonna be up all night thinking about what it is I'm forgetting.

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Shit like this.... http://cj7.mylawenforcementdegrees....22211o9o1934o21

It peppers my FB, commando looking tards with guns and shit. It offends me. It says "Get a degree and stomp on the rights of others!" Pffft! As if we need more law enforcement. Fuckfaces.

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Ultraliberal male moms that ride recumbent bicycles. it's just nauseating. Cooing over their fucking little papooses and shit. Get 1 truck for every two future hipsters your hairy wife pinches out, asshole. teach that grub to use a knife. a whole family of them rides by in little five points each hour or so, replete with blinky reflectors on every angle, all super-self-consciously obeying traffic laws and making hand signals, calling "be careful" to each other in total seriousness -

… our species really only needs 100,000 - 1,000,000 specimens for a viable breeding pool.

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Large Filipino
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I'm so sick of stupid people. At the DMV the other day the renewal line was long. Why? Because every stupid mutherfucker didn't have their payment ready. The lady behind the counter even said" So the line goes faster please have your payment ready. Make your check out to Motor Vehicle and the amount on the paper you got in the mail is the amount owed." But still Every fucking body waits for the total then they pull out their checkbook and ask who to make it out to and how much then balance their fucking accounts before leaving the line. I come up to the line. I bring CASH. I know how much it is so I even bring exact change. I took exactly FIVE SECONDS of their time.
This happens too in supermarkets. Yes you can swipe your debit/credit card while your shit is being scanned. You can show the checker your ID as your shit is being scanned. Then when scanning is over all that is left to do is sign the fucking pad,your reciet prints out and your done. Why do people talk and converse and take their fucking time in line and not prepare to make the line go smoother? Why? Why is it at a left turn lane then that green arrow shows green that first car almost always takes that turn really fucking slow so that only three cars get by? Why? It really annoys me. We have the technology now to make things go faster and smoother but people are still stuck in their fucked up ways. It even amazes me how many people still use checks. It really blows my mind.

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Brett
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people who use checks are fucking retards destined to have an overdraft fee when they finally realise the check will go through at the same rate as their bank card will.


I'm always amazed at how many people bring their entire fucking family with them to the DMV.

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HOAs

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People also need to check that every purchase that goes in the cart has a barcode. It annoys me when checkers have to call a supervisor for a price check then they call one of their cart return boys to run out there and see how much this item is. Fucking make sure your item didn't have their tag ripped by some trashy kid that Mom wasn't paying attention to.
And it really pisses me off at the Wal Marts that you have to hold on to your reciet when you walk out of the store because loser greeter may need to check your reciet to make sure you are not a criminal. One day I had forgotten to do this and I was checked and I couldn't fucking find the reciet for almost ten minutes. Then the guy just gives me this look after telling him how much his job must really suck and why he didn't check that other family that just walked past him. Wal mart sucks. And it really pisses me off how it's cheaper to shop there. So I still do. FUCK!

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Just keep walking. They can't do anything about it unless they are police.

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Fubar! Hi Hi Hi!

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Brett
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quote:
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Just keep walking. They can't do anything about it unless they are police.



speaking of which: walking down a hallway with another person coming the opposite direction. I move over a bit to accompany the space of the other person, but the other person pretty much forces me into the wall by not doing the same for me.

I should be more assholish in real life and just shoulder people.

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Wear a sword.

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speaking of which: walking down a hallway with another person coming the opposite direction. I move over a bit to accompany the space of the other person, but the other person pretty much forces me into the wall by not doing the same for me.



howl for me, alphawolf!

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quote:
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Wear a sword.


or the old standby: http://www.katanaumbrella.com/

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quote:
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this is the crux of the issue. even as misanthropic and selfish as i am, i go out of my way quite often to accomodate others just to make things easier.

i worked retail for 14 years. i'm not working retail anymore because i can't fucking take the abuse anymore. people have become ridiculous monsters and they behave as if in the retail world, their behavior has asbolutely no consequences.

you see who people really are in those situations, and i now understand that most people are very, very ugly.

I actually cannot find one fault in your statement, and even agree and can relate to it.

I also just paddle with the stream on occassion for no other reason than it saves the asshole of dealing with the fallout.

I am convinced each day that society by large is fucked, I just find prison too distasteful to kill en mass.

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Masse.

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And it really pisses me off at the Wal Marts that you have to hold on to your reciet when you walk out of the store because loser greeter may need to check your reciet to make sure you are not a criminal. One day I had forgotten to do this and I was checked and I couldn't fucking find the reciet for almost ten minutes. Then the guy just gives me this look after telling him how much his job must really suck and why he didn't check that other family that just walked past him. Wal mart sucks. And it really pisses me off how it's cheaper to shop there. So I still do. FUCK!



all they are allowed to do is ask. you have the right to refuse. if they touch you, step in front of you, or do anything else to impede your progress out of the store, you have the right to call the police and have them charged for illegally detaining you. say this very calmly to them and 99% of the time you're cool. the 1% they give you shit and call for backup, the supervisors know right away what they legally can and can't do.

as i already stated, i worked retail for a long, long time. they have to SEE you take something before they can detain you for any reason. anything else is illegal. you have to be able to say what the item is, and even where it is. for example: 'sir, you need to give me the cd you put in your pants'.

i'm serious, i've been to court to prosecute shoplifters, and i've worked with the head of HR on the pamphlet we had to give out to new employees on loss prevention.

stores that do that are relying on 1) your goodwill and 2) your fear of reprisal. don't give in to their bullshit.

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i'll give you a real life example LF. i went to best buy a few weeks ago because Legend was finally released on blu ray (shut up haters) and they had the best price. as i walked out, the alarm went off but they waved me through.

i put the blu ray in my purse and forgot about it. later that day i went to target and it didn't set it off when i went in, but as i was leaving with my purchase the alarm sounded.

the target security guard approached me and asked me to step back through the door. i looked at him and said 'i know what set off the alarm. i bought a blu ray at best buy and they forgot to deactivated it' and pulled it out of my purse. i showed it to him and he asked me to see my best buy receipt. i looked at him and said 'you know what the law is. so do i. i don't have to prove anything to you. the only reason i even gave you an explanation is because i used to work retail, so i know how hard your job is. i didn't take it from here, and i don't have to prove that. see you.' i walked out the door and he followed me while talking on his walkie talkie. i ignored him and got in my car, and left him in the parking lot, still attempting to look gruff and official.

he had no right to stop me and he knew it. i even set off the security alarm, but he didn't SEE ME DO ANYTHING, so he could have lost his job if he tried to detain me.

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