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Cockney_Rebel
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So Much Want.

http://www.specialistswords.com/directory.asp

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Trenchant_Troll
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You'd just put your eye out if you owned one of those.

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Cockney_Rebel
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I know so many people that have decorative swords that wouldn't cut an orange. It's now legal to own swords that'll chop your finger off.

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My blade wishlist:

uno
dos
tres
quattro

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Rokkr
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quote:
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I know so many people that have decorative swords that wouldn't cut an orange. It's now legal to own swords that'll chop your finger off.

Looking to lose more?

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wet yourselves at will.

http://www.militaryfightingknives.com/collection.html

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Nice linky. I wet myself.

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Cockney_Rebel
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You're a piss artist.

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Looking to lose more?


Once bitten twice shy.

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My blade wishlist:

uno
dos
tres
quattro



You can own all of those for less than $150. Stop wishing and buy them ffs.

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quote:
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I know so many people that have decorative swords that wouldn't cut an orange. It's now legal to own swords that'll chop your finger off.


How's that retirement plan going, since you nor anyone in your age group and younger have one. You're gonna need at least 1.5 million euros in place when you retire, or a suicide pact.

Hey, perhaps the wakizashi is not such a bad investment after all.

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You can own all of those for less than $150. Stop wishing and buy them ffs.


The balisong chisels would be OK, but none of the knives would be legal for me to import. One-handed opening knives are banned as are any folding knives where the blade can be locked in the open position.

Weeee!

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Pinecrika
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That sucks for you. You can get them at any convenience store here for about $10.

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The balisong chisels would be OK, but none of the knives would be legal for me to import. One-handed opening knives are banned as are any folding knives where the blade can be locked in the open position.

Weeee!



Have these limitations kept you from being stabbed?

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this neve rwould of hapepened if he had a nive

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Have these limitations kept you from being stabbed?


Irrelevant in my case. My perfectly sculpted physique and natural bisexual allure instantly dispels the ire from any brutish aggressor.
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this neve rwould of hapepened if he had a nive

Do you have one?

Amen.

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At this point, do you really care?

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Maybe really, but not really, really. Definitely not really, really, really.

Amen.

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REALLY???

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Really, silly, but not really, really, Willie.

Amen.

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Is Willie really from Philly, Billy?

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Phillys too Chilly for Billys willy, silly.

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In chilly Philly silly Billy listens to Milli Vanilli, Tilly.

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Well, when you see him, please tell him I said, Billy, dont be a hero.

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