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Mister Freign
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It would be classy as hell if the winner would send a little something something to my ex wife, just to help her feel bad

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skalie
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Take the hint Sookie, and start wearing underpants to work.

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Large Filipino
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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
Are we sure it's sexual harassment?


If a woman co worker gave you leather underwear as a gift wouldn't you think so?
Of course you wouldn't care....unless she was a he beast with arm pit hair.
Sexual Harassment has gone far anymore.
Even if a man compliment's a woman's perfume that could be harassment too.

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My 2 cents - probably not the deal but I'm suspicious of everyone.
1. Guy you don't know gives you panties.
A. Ok well you know he's visualized you in them.
B. Might have had a wank thinking of you in said panties.
C. He might have worn the panties.
A(bc)= Dude probably wore them whilst wanking, thinking of you.

It's a good thing you didn't accept that drink - probably had an extra kick in it. You would have woken up in his homeland finding yourself the newly wedded Mrs. 'Z' with a very sore anus.

I would let a higher up know of the situation. Or at least a co-worker so they would know where to find you say if you go missing.


On second thought I would bring some mace - knock him down and point it right in his eye when no one is around and scream "You see this fucker? If you start any kind of weird shit with me I will make you dissapear. You hear me? Dissapear! I will ship your body parts across the globe and it will take them years to put your corpse together!" And if he should ever glance your way just stare at with him with the craziest fucking look. If he tries to get you fired just deny it and say he is lieing because he was coming on to you and when he gave you panties for Christmas you said that if he wouldn't leave you alone you would complain to a higher up.

Best of luck.

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Coincidence
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If a woman co worker gave you leather underwear as a gift wouldn't you think so?

Not in a way that would lead me to contact the authorities. I mean, to even get the idea that Sookie can't handle this herself is mind-boggling from people who claim to have autonomous ideals.

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Sookee
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^^haha! clever!

I really think the culture gap had something to do with his gift to me. He's from Cyprus.We haven't had a lot of communication between the two of us, other than me saying I liked a photo he has in his office. In which he said,'You liiike?' in a creepy Borat voice.

I did speak to someone and they told me if I have a problem with him I should report him.In all fairness, he's not a 'horrible' guy, I was just put off by his gift.

In the end, I exchanged the shirt for a medium and got a store credit of $25

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quote:
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1. Guy you don't know gives you panties.
A. Ok well you know he's visualized you in them.
B. Might have had a wank thinking of you in said panties.
C. He might have worn the panties.
A(bc)= Dude probably wore them whilst wanking, thinking of you.




You missy, are spot on.

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On second thought I would bring some mace - knock him down and point it right in his eye when no one is around and scream "You see this fucker? If you start any kind of weird shit with me I will make you dissapear. You hear me? Dissapear! I used to own a mortuary, and I still have access to the crematorium! I will burn you alive and dump the ashes down a sewer!" And if he should ever glance your way just stare at with him with the craziest fucking look. If he tries to get you fired just deny it and say he is lieing because he was coming on to you and when he gave you panties for Christmas you said that if he wouldn't leave you alone you would complain to a higher up.

Best of luck.

Considering her options, this makes better sense.

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quote:
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I, for one, would be stoked to get a box of bullets for secret santa.


secret santa would need your address

because it's either bullets or bacon, that's the meaning of Christmas!

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Jeebus. There’s no secret Santa. How do I know? Easy. Santa just got through mooning me. Again. Nothin’ secret or discreet about it. Like, it’s been a thing for that fat bastard for quite a while, now. Like, ever since I graduated from switches to lumps of coal, then on to that big, fat, pimply Santa moon.

Amen.

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How many Santa's are there? I see them all over the place. They're like overgrown weeds.

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Cloning gone wild, man. Cloning gone wild.

Amen.

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What if you were cloned and you ran into yourself at the supermarket? What would you say to yourself? In a way, identical twins are clones. The world couldn't take two of me, I'll tell you that. I can't take one of me!

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That would be interesting. I really like myself. I have no reason to believe I would dislike my clone.

Amen.

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Your clone wouldn't necessarily have your attributes. What if your clone borrowed money from you and never returned it?

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Your clone wouldn't necessarily have your attributes. What if your clone borrowed money from you and never returned it?

I would have to clone up an ass kickin’.

Amen.

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I could never beat up my clone. I wouldn't want to mar such a handsome face.

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Izzat why you cross your eyes whenever you look in the mirror? So you can enjoy lookin’ at yerself twice as much?

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I cross my eyes so I don't have to look at a mirror image.

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Cross your heart and hope to die?

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Don't get cross with me.

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I never get cross. I get cranky.

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What makes you cranky? Is it when your crankshaft breaks?

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Speakin’ o’ that, ever been to Crankshaft Junction? I have.

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I was there yesterday.

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