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Coincidence
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Virgin.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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So do you kill them first? How does that work?

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I want a Trump sex doll.
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lmposter
Kraft durch Freude

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Damn Coin you look like my first Sabbath concert.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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I hope you reported your girlfriend for abuse, Dane. No semi-man should tolerate being slapped around the house because he placed the potpourri bowl next to the wrong tree.

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theMAC
lone gunman for the govt

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purty ain't I?

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This has been downloaded 140 time(s).

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ad hominid

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You just look like a slightly more evolved SLH. Very slightly.

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Coincidence
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Looks like a viking metal dude. Well done.

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fubar
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If you'd quit trimming your nose hair, you'd have something.

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Coincidence
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Good point. Facial hair is only as strong as the weakest link.

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Mister Freign
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a FB person that I knew when I was little shot this at me; this is something like 25 years old. I was a camp counselor at the time; this is 'The Mountain'; it must have been a parent visit day because I'm not wearing any lipstick or chains.

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Coincidence
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It's almost too perfect.

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Mister Freign
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they didn't like me to rock the deathrock hawk so much; it's hard to see my mismatched All-Stars or weird piercings in this one. there's a staff photo somewhere that's a bit more representative. I'll confess it if I get a hold of it.

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Coincidence
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There's no such thing as mismatched all-stars to the true hipster.

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lucidnightmare
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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence

The results of my brain glioma.



brain glioma ?

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He he tried to fuck the wrong tree.

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lucidnightmare
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I hope you're ok Coin. Even though you're an asshole.. ha ha ha

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SimpleSimon
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Benign or malignant? Which of the three major types of glioma has been diagnosed? From your appearance, I'd guess an optic glioma.

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Coincidence
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It is suspected to be a low-grade/benign one, but they haven't dug anything out yet - that's what I'm currently waiting for.

The eye came from the epileptic seizure sending me thrashing around the bathroom.

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Ouch. That sucks. Never had a "flopping around" kind of seizure, but three times in my late teens I fell over totally limp, out cold. First time the guy with me couldn't find a heart beat and I wasn't breathing, so he did CPR. I woke up as the ambulance was pulling up to the emergency entrance. The third time it happened I was riding my bike across the quadrangle in front of the Student Union building at Oregon State U - fell over into the lawn, scraped me face up. People said I was out about 10 minutes.

Never did find out was caused those episodes.

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Coincidence
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Damn, you never had a brain scan?
Well, I'm probably exaggerating the flopping around. I also went out cold, with no warning whatsoever, and my head slid down the wall until it was stopped by a pipe poking my skull. Then I spasmed a bit on the floor before the apprentice found me.

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In 1972 - 73 there were many fewer physical diagnostic tools. I had EEG's, and X-Rays. No anomalies were detected.

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FuhQall
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quote:
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brain glioma ?
Obvious boast, firstly he mentions "brain", then infers that there is something growing on it.

Clearly he became over-enthusiastic during masturbation and the helmet on his knob is not developed enough to prevent his clenched fist from flying off the tip, resulting in him punching himself in the face as he was in a yoga-type position in order to give himself a facial.

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I was thinking the same thing. But if you look at his biceps, it becomes obvious it had to have happened numerous times.

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No picture was required in that determination, his post-quality fluctuates wildly with what can only be interpreted as a nutrition cycle. So to say, when he mentioned eating, the boost in his energy levels must have led to the aforementioned blow to the head, and his incoherent ramblings soon followed.

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Coincidence
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I'm passing all this on to my doctor. I'm pretty sure your wisdom is not commonly known.

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