quote:Originally posted by FuhQall Obvious boast, firstly he mentions "brain", then infers that there is something growing on it.
Clearly he became over-enthusiastic during masturbation and the helmet on his knob is not developed enough to prevent his clenched fist from flying off the tip, resulting in him punching himself in the face as he was in a yoga-type position in order to give himself a facial.
I trhink it was more likely a pegging accident - the apprentice drove him face first into the corner of the end table.
I can imagine that problem not really existing in one situation, As we all know, the Dane does not discriminate when being obnoxious and as such might easily come into contact and insult a window cleaner, chimney sweeper or roofer. In either case, those individuals are equipped as per your specifications and can administer the required punch.
I've had some tree fucking bastard taking down the fir tree on the front lawn the last week, corresponding excellently with my other misfortunes. He's been employing some dastardly climbing tools, but he also seems desperate to come off as sympathetic. Fucking nazi.
other end of the specturm: a rare picture of my gramps, discovered visiting my uncle in Peoria - I caught it in the corner of a picture taken at play my ma was in; isolated him, blew up the crop, used a little unsharp mask until his sideburns became perceptible. I'm sure the jacket was some kind of eye-sizzling herringbone instead of this absurd cream color but for his face to be visible I had to let that go.
This is probably somewhere around 1978-80
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