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SimpleSimon
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quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall
Obvious boast, firstly he mentions "brain", then infers that there is something growing on it.

Clearly he became over-enthusiastic during masturbation and the helmet on his knob is not developed enough to prevent his clenched fist from flying off the tip, resulting in him punching himself in the face as he was in a yoga-type position in order to give himself a facial.

I trhink it was more likely a pegging accident - the apprentice drove him face first into the corner of the end table.

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Coincidence
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This smile came out all wrong. The "beard" as well.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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Visine: It gets the red out.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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fubar
mud falcon

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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
This smile came out all wrong. The "beard" as well.




"The Liberace of Nosferati"

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FuhQall
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glioma, g lie oh man i got punched in the face.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Could be. I mean who wouldn't want to punch the Dane in the face? It's just who can be arsed to hunt up a ladder?

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FuhQall
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I can imagine that problem not really existing in one situation, As we all know, the Dane does not discriminate when being obnoxious and as such might easily come into contact and insult a window cleaner, chimney sweeper or roofer. In either case, those individuals are equipped as per your specifications and can administer the required punch.

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Mister Freign
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fuck chimney sweeps, dude; get the hell out of my neighborhood! goddamn those thieving orphans and their secret rooftop world.

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Coincidence
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I've had some tree fucking bastard taking down the fir tree on the front lawn the last week, corresponding excellently with my other misfortunes. He's been employing some dastardly climbing tools, but he also seems desperate to come off as sympathetic. Fucking nazi.

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Pianomahnn
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It's gonna be a fun year!

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Coincidence
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Not your baby?

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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*aaawww* Congrats! What a sweet profile!

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ignatz mouse
gone with the wind

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I thought I might be looking at the Armfist Nebula.

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Large Filipino
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Registered: Feb 2004
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Caption: Right On Soul Brotha!

Oh oh...

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T
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Congrats Pianomahnn.

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Mister Freign
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other end of the specturm: a rare picture of my gramps, discovered visiting my uncle in Peoria - I caught it in the corner of a picture taken at play my ma was in; isolated him, blew up the crop, used a little unsharp mask until his sideburns became perceptible. I'm sure the jacket was some kind of eye-sizzling herringbone instead of this absurd cream color but for his face to be visible I had to let that go.

This is probably somewhere around 1978-80

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Tefl
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Those plaid pants are pimptacular.

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fubar
mud falcon

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Your granddad was the Gay George Jones?

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rust
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Hey coin, why are there Christmas lights above your door in June?
You remind me of Alex Grey, a little.

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Coincidence
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quote:
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Hey coin, why are there Christmas lights above your door in June?

Because I have transcended the common notions of christmas. I like those lights all year round. That's how crazy evolved I am.

quote:
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You remind me of Alex Grey, a little.

Hmm.

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Mister Freign
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quote:
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Your granddad was the Gay George Jones?


severely hetero Methodist missionary to Korea; they called him Ha Un Young; I was Kadisapin; they made a statue of him in Busan somewheres

he was seriously into clothes that I'm not 100% certain he didn't realize were pimptacular; I wear some of his gear on special occasions.

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fubar
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Well, here's to having good memories of your gramps, and cool swag for posterity. Awesome grandparents are a dying breed.

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Mister Freign
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yeah.

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Pinecrika
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i hear ya, i lost my gramma and gramps this year.

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