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DRZ
SS: GIFs ARE autoplays!

Registered: Jan 2011
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I have no idea what he wants, he can't speak english.

Today I gave him a towel, razors, and some shaving foam, the fucker got all excited about having a shave, seriously. Plus I fixed his chair with a cable tie. He was quite happy.

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cruncle
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You should buy him an English/Bulgarian phrase book.
You should also clean him up a bit more and employ him as your butler.

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Large Filipino
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He's like a pet.
DRZ has a dude pet.

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Tefl
Reality Theorist

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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
Some people don't want to be helped


True, and those types should be passed over in favor of one that does.


quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
He's like a pet.
DRZ has a dude pet.




My thoughts exactly.

Everyone needs to remember this eternal fact of life, "Something given is not earned." Since it is not earned it will have no real lasting value to the recipient. Such can even cause resentment toward the person giving it away. However, if the assistance offered is earned in some way, even if through a promise to someday pay the debt forward, the recipient will feel as if they themselves have earned it. That sense of ownership and being rewarded for work is key to helping people help themselves. That inner sense of achievement will help to bolster a desire to improve themselves and their life. It can even bloom into a desire to help others the same as they where helped in a time of need.

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DRZ
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Look at him, do you honesty think he's employable, EVER!

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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And to think,you gave me shit for keeping a stray bird. (That didn't have lice!)

Fucker.

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DRZ
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I gave you shit because pigeons ARE flying rats!

Plus you called it a 'Prutty Burd'!

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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It was a Dove.

And she was! Are you making fun of my accent? Hahaha!

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Tefl
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quote:
Originally posted by DRZ
Look at him, do you honesty think he's employable, EVER!


Yes, I have no doubt he is employable at something. Even if it's nothing more than pushing a broom or cutting grass. Everyone has the capability to contribute to society in some way or another.

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DRZ
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quote:
Originally posted by Sookee
It was a Dove.

And she was! Are you making fun of my accent? Hahaha!



Hay durzzy, you're a purtty burd!

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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Bitch.


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DRZ
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My mate posted a picture of his beard on fb ... I couldn't resist.

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Coincidence
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Relax, dude.

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ignatz mouse
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quote:
Originally posted by Tefl
Yes, I have no doubt he is employable at something. Even if it's nothing more than pushing a broom or cutting grass. Everyone has the capability to contribute to society in some way or another.


Class.

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DRZ
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4 days difference.

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DRZ
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Oh, and that's an enormous hernia he's got.

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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Did he let you touch it?

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DRZ
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If I had a NCB suit, I still wouldn't.

BUT, it leads us on to the fucker needs a operation. Badly. :/

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cruncle
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He might be a leprechaun and that's actually his gold, you should check just in case.

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Mister Freign
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Medical attention is a tough one - that's when the paper starts to get dangerous - but not as dangerous as that fukn hernia, jesus

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Coincidence
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Wut, he can't go to a hospital? Bulgaria is EU. Get him to Denmark.

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T
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Yeah, what Coin said.

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Yesterday evening.

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Large Filipino
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I have been a good boy this year!

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Pinecrika
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Looks like DRZ needs to give Simon some razors too.

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