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Pinecrika
Muffer's He-beast

Registered: Jul 2001
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He's lucky. In the states the kids would have set him on fire.

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cruncle
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Today at work I heard a commotion in the kitchen and found 6 magpies had flown in there. They freaked the fuck out when they saw me so I left them to it hoping they'd fly out the way they came in.





3 did eventually fly out, but 3 remained and were getting stressed and kept flying into the glass windows. It was time to put on my Steve Irwin outfit and help them out.

I opened two windows and got one to sit on my arm so I could show him out and then there was just this one left after the other followed my lead.



Poor bastard hit the window fucking hard and was lying on the ground all dazed and looking ready to die. Thankfully he came right and I managed to pick him up and watch him fly off. They have pretty sharp claws according to the skin on my arms.

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Coincidence
Counterfeit

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Magpies are awesome and I feel a connection to them. Class [p] for you.

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cruncle
cwuncle

Registered: May 2010
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I love birds, but magpies are bad news around this time in Australia. It is their nesting season and they swoop and pierce eyeballs when you walk under the trees they're in. My lotto dream is to open a volunteer wildlife sanctuary one day.
In other news, pink and grey galahs don't eat mandarin segments.

This song sums up today at work.

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Mister Freign
Population Surplus

Registered: Aug 2006
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very nice! I'm [p]deprived, still; it's all the surgeries last year I think

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missjo
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My new Tattoo

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Coincidence
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Does it say Carpe Diem somewhere?

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Pinecrika
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No, just "Dem Carp"

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This morning when I took off the covering
that I had put on My new tattoo before I went to bed last night this is what I saw

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Is that good?

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Piney Pioneer.

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Brett
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quote:
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Pinecrika
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I have no clue who that is but I do see a resemblance..

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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Caption: I'm about to go in those woods and drink my own pee.

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I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

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Pinecrika
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Damn hippies.... Oh wait...

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I have no clue who that is but I do see a resemblance..



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Pinecrika
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Looks like Torgo had a highball for breakfast.

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quote:
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I have no clue who that is but I do see a resemblance..




I want to give you some razors and a food parcel.

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Pinecrika
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I'm home with my wife now. The first day in NZ I got a proper head shaving and my beard doesn't get much beyond stubble these days.

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You have interesting menses Jojo.

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He's hacked off his hair!!! .... badly!!!

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cruncle
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He's starting to look like you, except for the huge package of course...

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PNG
you'd eat it

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so cruncle there was thinking to spend our lottery earnings to get that package seen naked... seems like a plan? i said no.

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