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Tefl
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Your going to get pranked bigger than shit doing something like that. Remember the entire principle behind trick or treat. It's a bribe to make the hooligans piss off.

Or was I the only one to hold to the true tradition of that as a kid?

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I dunno how that whole 'trick' thing works. I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere.Our closest neighbors were 5 miles down the rode,so we didn't do the whole trick or treat thing.It was only til I had my own children that I participated.I thought turning your outside light off was the 'piss off' sign.

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good luck with that.

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quote:
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do it! even better if you get the parents with tiny babies who have to do it.
you know the baby won't be getting any of that candy, so you might as well make the parents work for it.



I could never understand why people do this.

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I thought turning your outside light off was the 'piss off' sign.


It pretty much is. And I would wager that those with the lights off are more likely to get egged than someone who has makes getting the candy a little more gross/fun.

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Tefl
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I dunno how that whole 'trick' thing works.


Think about the term itself, "Trick or treat?" They are offering to you a choice. If you don't bribe them properly, you have entered into a contract with them that obligates them to be little hooligans in return.

One of the funniest things to do is when they say trick or treat, is to answer trick. The tables are then turned and if they do not pull a prank right then and there, you get some of their treats. The fucked up look they give is priceless especially when you reach in their sack and pull out a tootsie roll or something.

People don't even think about it or what it means. That has always blown me away.

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Sookee
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I just never took the term literally. I buy candy,cute kids come to the door,ring the bell,my dog goes nuts,I open the door smiling and give out candy til it's gone or until 10pm.Whatever comes first.

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I did, and still do. I was a notorious flowerpot kicker.

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I dunno how that whole 'trick' thing works. I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere.Our closest neighbors were 5 miles down the rode,so we didn't do the whole trick or treat thing.It was only til I had my own children that I participated.I thought turning your outside light off was the 'piss off' sign.
Porch light off was the sign to look and see if the cars were still there. If they were, those skinflints got the burning shit bag on the porch treatment (Dad insisted we use disposable foil pie plates under the bag so as not to set the place on fire). If the cars were gone, and obviously no one was home, we'd just pass the place by.

Tefl, I quit the "TricK" reply shit when Mr. Helvey, a neighbor down the road responded by hitting a switch, leaning out the door and whistling, then slamming the door shut. The whistle called his two pit bulls, and the switch closed the gate at the top of his porch steps. He kept us tree'd on his porch about 20 minutes.

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Porch light off was the sign to look and see if the cars were still there. If they were, those skinflints got the burning shit bag on the porch treatment (Dad insisted we use disposable foil pie plates under the bag so as not to set the place on fire). If the cars were gone, and obviously no one was home, we'd just pass the place by.




I turn my light off when I'm out trick or treating with my son and my car is in the drive. I live in a large development maybe that's why the kids haven't been delinquents.If the lights are off at one home,25 feet away there's one that's on.

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Rolls o' toilet paper in the trees is the trick of choice down here.

Amen.

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Did a lot of unsupervised trick or treating when I was young. I don't remember ever doing anything malicious whether a house gave us candy or not.

And mine of course never went unsupervised, although I doubt it would ever have even occurred to them to do any pranks.

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On Cabbage night they throw toilet paper but not in excess. Teenagers used to throw eggs at cars but that stopped as soon as they locked the eggs down.I think you need to be 18 to buy them the day before Halloween in my town. :/

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I'd also like to say, that if I had ever done anything close to being destructive to another persons property my parents would have beaten my ass. So, yeah. It wasn't worth it.

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EDIT, why aren't my pictures loadin...i'm not even bein told i have fucked up or my pics are too big or anythin, it's just postin the text??

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Goddamnit skinny you still fucking this shit up?!

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Pinch the plastic end.

Insert through rectum.

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Why are those women wearing tops? Ashamed of their boobs? Obeying religious standards of modesty? Afraid to attract rapists?

I DON'T THINK SO.

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you always look sad in your pics

where is happy cruncle?

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