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Coincidence
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Chocolate man milk?

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rust
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Black Velvet, and a poem:

Too many times I've sat here alone
With a pen and pad to relate the un-shown
Unspoken truth to those who've grown
Beyond fields of acceptance where the tolerable roam

Promise is held to accountable fees
Though knowledge predicts the uncontrollable flee
From the very same source of this mortality
But more importantly friend, do you recognize me

I tell you these these things in hope you'll relate
To a random encounter not mistaken for fate
And acknowledge this message rather than an escape
If so then I promise we will further debate

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Dude111
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Im drinking Iced Tea presently

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J E B Stuart
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Always a good choice.

Amen.

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Dude111
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Thank you Jeb

Right now Im drinking Iced tea also

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Some Girl
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Woa, and I've got lemon iced tea with way too much lemon...Just the way I like it. :P

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I am drinking some Iced Tea presently...

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Im drinking some Chocolate Milk this second....

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Some Girl
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Ginger ale.

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Tuba

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Dickel No 8

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Monster. Green.

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Im drinking Iced Tea presently....

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theMAC
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how did I miss this thread?

I am drinking jim beam white label as always but I need to tell a tale first.

The first time I bought alcohol in a liquor store I went in with guys older than me and I was recognized by a fellow who worked there and knew my mom. He talked only to me and asked me what I needed. Even though I was a couple years too young I handled the exchange and walked out with everything everyone wanted. This is as close as I ever got to being a "good fellow" so I relished it and soon was buying all the beer & liquor for everyone in the band (did I mention I was in a band? I should have) When I finally turned 21 I bought liquor everywhere like an alcoholic whore. This eventually got me arrested (which is another story) but fast forward a few years and I'm a respectable, employed, married guy with a wife and kid. There was only one liquor store in town for a guy like me and long after my wife had left me and took the kid this liquor store was still my stomping ground. When, after many years, I dated again, it was her liquor store as well.
The owner was an older lady and her daughter, a former school teacher, was a notorious lesbian who was incredibly pleasant to talk to probably due to the lack of sexual tension (my girlfriend at the time was incredibly jealous). They treated me like family for the better part of a decade. When my girlfriend inevitably dumped me, the liquor store lesbian was concerned and polite. They stocked my liquor and even gave me free samples to do facebook reviews. This year my local town finally gave up the ghost and voted in beer & wine sales. My liquor store has closed its doors, bought up by my boss for a community center (that will do no good). Now I have to think about where to buy my cases of jim beam white label. I know that to many of you this will seem petty and simple but to me it is shocking and disruptive. I am missing sleep thinking about who will take care of me now. It's 30+ miles to the nearest liquor store not in that town. I need my liquor store clerk to know and accept me. I don't get a lot of acceptance. I get a lot of questions and it makes me want to not drink. And a sober MAC is an angry MAC.
I'm drinking reality right now and it pisses me off.

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I am now drinking a home made cherry mead. My first successful attempt. 18%ABV

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Iced Tea i am having

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Im drinking Chocolate Milk

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how did I miss this thread..............?



Was on the way to awarding you a class [p], but a "dickel" seemed more appropriate.

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Tuba

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A lesbian in a lickher store...

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quote:
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A lesbian in a lickher store...


to quote her "it's better than my old job as a [public school] teacher....I'll never do that again."

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Holy shit, you're still alive?

Fucking aye! Shine on, bro!

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Im drinking milk right now........

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Man milk?

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Holy shit, you're still alive?



Says you. Still flogging second hand cars Facepaint ?

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Im drinking chocolate milk

Yup Milk coincidece

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