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Tefl
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I'm going to blow away in a gentle breeze

I've always been a skinny fucker but these last couple months have scared me a bit. I've went from the steady 128 I've been since highschool (20 years now) down to just 113. Four pounds of that in just the last week.

I'm beginning to freak out. This has me worried.

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i blame the ginger hair (extreme sex and the intestine worms

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Tefl
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quote:
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i blame the ginger hair (extreme sex and the intestine worms


I'm not red headed, having extreme sex requires getting laid, and I'm pretty sure about the no worms thing.

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you were never red head? i remember you as one... hmm get another diagnosis.

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Tefl
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Nope. I've been brown headed since I was shat out.

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thyroid maybe?

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I think it's a couple of different parasites. One of which being a Hamplanetus-Grossmite.

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quote:
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thyroid maybe?


I've actually considered that. My sister does have problems with hers.

Mostly I think it's just food. Namely, just not enough calories. Most of what I've been eating is vegetables but not by choice. Pickings have been slim of late.

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get thee to a jar of peanut butter, good sir.

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Eat your cats.

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If you're low on protein, you could go the Aydin route.

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Yeah, blow your cats, then eat them!

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quote:
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get thee to a jar of peanut butter, good sir.


That's just more vegetables.

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Does weight loss affect your IQ.?

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I think this shit is still on sale for $10, and the shaker I have is on sale for $6.


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quote:
Originally posted by Tefl
That's just more vegetables.


cats it is, then.

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I think this shit is still on sale for $10, and the shaker I have is on sale for $6.


I know, I know. When I get some bucks freed up I'm going to get that or something like it. (Or failing anything a goddamned bucket of lard and a table spoon.)

But in that lies the rub. You know what the situation is. Soon as it lands in one hand it flies out the other twice as fast. And tends to fly faster and faster the more time rolls on.

Anyone that doesn't think that there isn't a depression on is living in a dream world.

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You may have just outlived your usefulness, and this is the conclusion.

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Drink booze, it's fun + it turns you into a fat fuck in no time.

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Tefl
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quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall
You may have just outlived your usefulness, and this is the conclusion.


Heh. I rewatched a classic Twilight Zone earlier about that very thing. Quoted it in my sig too. Good stuff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Obsolete_Man


quote:
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Drink booze, it's fun + it turns you into a fat fuck in no time.


I'd have to make my own pinecone liqueur for that.

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I'm 6'3 218lbs.
Wanna trade?

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I'm 5'8 and 280.

Do YOU wanna trade?

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6'2 and 175 ...... No.

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Beans and rice.

No, it won't help you pack on weight, but if you buy large (and I do mean large) quantities it's cheap and should provide enough calories to keep you from losing more.

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