quote:Originally posted by Large Filipino Did the monkey make off with your wallet?
No, they were much more interested in my backpack.
By day 10 they fucking knew I was bringing them coconut creme covered peanuts, dried mango and mangosteen fruits in my black bag. One juvenile did steal my sunglasses and only gave them up after he'd chewed the rubber nose pieces off. I wasn't phased as I thought I'd just buy another pair of $3 sunnies from one of the stalls that litter the main road. Only later when I did go and try to buy some backup sunnies did I realise that in all of Krabi, there wasn't one pair I liked or that didn't make me look like a cunt.
quote:Originally posted by Muffy The monkey on your shoulder looks like he's playing with himself and about to bust a nut.
Most of the alpha males and juveniles would continuously tug at their junk and mount the nearest female. Monkey fucking last about 5-10 seconds and then it's all over. I did see some serious prison sex between the larger males and their smaller counterparts. Not sure if actual penetration occurred.
Dude. Oxy-acetylene bomb-fun is meant for outdoors only. And you definitely didn't have to bend down and peer at it to see if it would explode or not. Obviously.