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magnolia
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you're more polite than i am. i might've told him that, while i could also lose weight for a smaller ass, there wasn't much he could do about his pygmy manhood.

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jazebelle
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quote:
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You don't look humongous, but you look bigger than I thought. Could be a fault of the dress. In which case, the gentlemen gave you good advice.


Coin, I'm inclined to agree with you.
Definitely was the dress and that gentleman was giving sage advice. Heh. Women and their over sensitivity to the slightest thing eh?

And then someone gives you a tiny compliment and it's all fixed.

Same dude said today's dress was much more flattering. Who woulda thought!

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Things you shouldn't say to a woman...ever,

like hey baby, wanna fuck!

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Krunk Fu
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I suggest you not give a fuck about what anyone thinks about your ass, it's yours and therefore only means something to you. If you feel it is too large, then do something about it, if it's just right, don't worry about it, if it's too small, eat more.


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quote:
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you're more polite than i am. i might've told him that, while i could also lose weight for a smaller ass, there wasn't much he could do about his pygmy manhood.
I have no issues with my junk, I have even fathered 3 kids with it.

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Edit - Just so we are clear, I fathered those kids in the catholic church sense of the word, they thought it was huge by the way.

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Amen. Can we get a hallelujah?

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No talking with your mouth full.

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Things you shouldn't say to a woman ever:

Your sister looked really hot in that dress tonight.

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Edit - Just so we are clear, I fathered those kids in the catholic church sense of the word, they thought it was huge by the way.


I was like HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE 3 KIDS AT YOUR AGE???

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It's quite common to have 3 kids at my age, working furiously about the place, sewing, hauling, crying.

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this vid makes a point about this topic, since no one will tell me how to put a vid in i am gonna try it my way, if it doesn't work...ya'll missed it..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrTPrp-fW8

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I'm not kidding when I tell you I have this kind of a knack in just knowing how many kids a woman has and 8 out of 10 times I'm usually right.
So a few years ago at work I mentioned this to my work friends and they tested me. Sure enough I got most of them right.
This older lady asked me about her. We all know she lived alone but my senses told me she has one child. I figured she does in fact have one living somewhere else.
Well it turned out I was right.
Except her baby died a week after she delivered her.
It brought back that bad moment and at the very least everyone became uncomfortable as she sobbed walking away from the group.
I felt horrible.
But then the next day she thanked me for sensing this because it meant that her baby is still alive within her and I saw it.
I don't play that game anymore.

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magnolia
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quote:
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I have no issues with my junk, I have even fathered 3 kids with it.
that wasn't to you, that's what i might've snapped at the guy in the elevator.

and while you may be self-actualized about your shortcomings, many guys still have hangups, the way many women - but not all - have issues with their ass/boob/body size.

how'd you get a woman to agree to do it with you that many times?

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jazebelle
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38 with 3 children is absolutely common.
Cousin of mine is 42 - 3 kids. Oldest is 17.

Friend of mine is 30 - 3 kids. Oldest is 6.

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Common in Malaysia, right?

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common in the US, too.
At that age, they should be winding down the babymaking, not starting it up(for most people, anyway).
I'd likely have more than 2 by now, if I hadn't decided to get my tubes tied.
Fuck knows that I got pregnant pretty much immediately after going off birth control both times.

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Two is good. An heir and a spare.

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I wanted a boy and a girl. Got them; all done.

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quote:
Originally posted by magnolia
that wasn't to you, that's what i might've snapped at the guy in the elevator.

and while you may be self-actualized about your shortcomings, many guys still have hangups, the way many women - but not all - have issues with their ass/boob/body size.

how'd you get a woman to agree to do it with you that many times?

If you got anything from the picture in the elevator, you would know that agreement was not required in the equation.

Or would you like a better picture? Perhaps a fertility visit?

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Women who let more than one of her kids reach fertility are destroying the bioshere. Just saying.

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Solution, smoke more weed and masturbate more?

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Common in Malaysia, right?


Not common in your little world, maybe?

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Amen.

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