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Dacarlo
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When I'm not smelling of ass I'm either:



or

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creepy uncle
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I smell like a million dollars.
(Paco Rabanne 1 million)

I'm about to smell of amazing spices and fragrant fruits and homemade culinary delights as I'm off to the world famous Salamanca markets in Hobart.

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My anus is bleeding.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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I took a shower.
And now I smell like Grover.

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I want a Trump sex doll.
I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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This has been my favorite smell since High School.
And I never felt the need to change.

Attachment: greyflannel-geoffreyb-edt.jpg
This has been downloaded 58 time(s).

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PNG-2
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Sex and candy here..

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magnolia
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my mouth tastes of altoids.

i usually don't wear perfume, so i smell like my soap - mandarin & bergamot by aromas artesanales de antigua- or my lotion, yuzu bergamot by lather.

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mattdk
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Midgrade

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mattdk
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quote:
Originally posted by DRZ
Looks like she's looking for a mate, get in there before anyone else does, at least you're in the same fucking country, which'll be a first for the forum!


/volunteers

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jazebelle
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My hands smells of twisties (some junk food) and the rest of me smells of strawberry yogurt, because it's the hand wash scent in the kitchen.

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ignatz mouse
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Alcohol... yup.

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Pinecrika
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You've been on a three day bender.

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skinny
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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I smell like my ass right now.
I need a shower.



I would like to see you smell your own ass, it would be like a one man game of Twister!!

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Now was that funny HAHA or funny wierd??

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mattdk
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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
Alcohol... yup.


Drunk-ass big-booty jew-ho.

Mmmm hmmm

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mudded
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my beard smells of the beloved. I'm attending a wedding later and am tempted to keep it unwashed

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Coincidence
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It's what Freya would want.

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billgerat
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What do you smell like right now?

A bar of Dove soap.

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karen
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My shampoo & conditioner smell like Roses.
Wearing Pacifica Persian Rose perfume.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by karen
he may be touched with fecal breath ...



Amen.

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Mister Freign
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wool and tobacco

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ignatz mouse
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Regret.

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karen
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wearing Stella Cadente Miss Me perfume. Mostly smells like orange blossom/neroli, balsam, and lily.

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jazebelle
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Chicken pie and coffee

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ignatz mouse
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possibility.

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magnolia
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jeb is posting a lot of feminine hygiene adds.... y'all think loretta might be gettin' a bit lax in that department?

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