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ignatz mouse
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I think he's gone down on her so often, probably fallen asleep a few times in the process, the insides of his nostrils are coated in "aging" feminine yak. It's not her hygiene that's the problem, it's his nose.

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Lamb shish kebab, and stuffed grape leaves. Oh, and retsina.

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Pinecrika
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Today I smell of Allure Homme Sport.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by magnolia
jeb is posting a lot of feminine hygiene adds.... y'all think loretta might be gettin' a bit lax in that department?

Lax? We're talkin' WMD.

Amen.

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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
I think he's gone down on her so often, probably fallen asleep a few times in the process, the insides of his nostrils are coated in "aging" feminine yak. It's not her hygiene that's the problem, it's his nose.

Igmo. Don't become another you:



Amen.

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Pinecrika
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I couldn't find a "Summer's Eve" song so this will have to do.

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ignatz mouse
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I smell like gluten-free pizza. Mmmm. And, probably, paint fumes.

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magnolia
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piney, you totally ruined that song for me.

may i suggest


since everyone already thinks douche is in there?

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quote:
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piney, you totally ruined that song for me.



Always happy to be of service.

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Garlic and basil.

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Garlic and chocolate

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Internally, harder to describe

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ignatz mouse
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I smell good, but I can't identify the scent ... A little musky-perfumey-sweet.

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I wish I wore perfume today. I suddenly have an interview with the managing director of Rhythm of Hues (the Malaysia branch).

I'll just have to rely on my natural scent. I'm not even dressed for an interview! Good thing I have a big ass fashion belt always sitting in the car and a pair of heals in the office.

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Coconut ginger body satin - from Ma 'Crika.

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Almost always cigarettes.

Ew

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Almost always cigarettes.

Ew



and ass... don't forget ass

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My hands and mouth are closer to my nose than my ass

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karen
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I was sitting in the backyard reading. I likely just smell like the trees/grass/outside air.

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Sashimi and dingleberries

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and ass... don't forget ass


Don't get me started on your manly aroma

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Amen.

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ignatz mouse
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hopefulness

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peony & freesia

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Amen.

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