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missjo
Jellybean

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Eau de Chlorine
the downside of swimming as the exercise of choice
even scrubbing with exfoliating mittens & cocobutter bodywash doesn't get rid of it

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Brussels sprouts are for throwing not for eating!!!

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lavender

Lavender

Hey, my pic wasn't attached, dammit.

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That brown girl

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mattdk
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I don't smell like nothin.

Nothin!

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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I smell like win right now.
This ticket shined in the corner of my eye today.
So I bought it.

Attachment: yayy.jpg
This has been downloaded 62 time(s).

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I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
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mattdk
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Lotto monster

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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Oh I bought powerball too.

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you'd eat it

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rotten moss n dri basin

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J E B Stuart
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Amen.

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SimpleSimon
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corn chips and guacamole.

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I always smell the same.

Simon ain't nobody talkin bout what does your mouth smell like

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quote:
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Oh I bought powerball too.


Just let me pay for my gas and smokes and get the hell out of there.

You people

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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Hanae Mori

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mattdk
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Cigarette...





And cologne!

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mudded
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rancid sweat, machine oil and sawdust.

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
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I always smell the same.

Simon ain't nobody talkin bout what does your mouth smell like

You've got that all wrong. The creamy avocado with its natural oils, the finely diced tomato releasing its acidic juices, the slightly astringent onion and cilantro juices - the combination is the best skin cream there is!

The corn chips are just good scrapers.

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Tefl
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gasoline, 20W40, and axle grease.

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Sookee
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Oleander Perfume *from Bermuda*

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J E B Stuart
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Loretta came to my room and wouldn't leave, so I smell like a Poland China sow in heat. I'm hopin' tomato juice'll get rid of the stench.

Amen.

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Rokkr
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quote:
Originally posted by Tefl
gasoline, 20W40, and axle grease.

The bubbas must be hitting on you nonstop.

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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Baby powder

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WD40.

Holding a part on my lap whilst spraying the bearings was not such a great idea.

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Mister Freign
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

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karen
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Bvlgari Eau Parfumee au The Vert

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Sookee
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^^ That's a beautiful scent. *Big sniff*

I smell like clementines atm. (I peeled 2 for my little guys lunch.)

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It's been one of my favourites for 10 years or so. I like to wear it when it's hot outside.

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