The Asylum   Search Private Messages Options Blogs Images Chat Cam Portals Calendar FAQ's Join  
Asylum Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.2.8 Asylum Forums > The Lost Forum > What do you smell like right now?
Pages (6): « 1 2 3 4 [5] 6 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread [new thread]    [post reply]
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7176

I like to wear Kenzo (Jungle elephant) when it's hot. It's super spicy and lasts all day (I didn't like it at first it kinda grew on me,if that makes any kind of sense.)

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-12-2013 01:01 PM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

Still love my Kenzo Summer, too! It's getting harder and harder to find the real thing, it's been so long since it was discontinued.
Not sure if I've smelled Kenzo Jungle Elephant before. I know of it, though.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-12-2013 05:31 PM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
avert_your_eyes
The Ultimate Male

Registered: Sep 2010
Location:
Posts: 3374

"Jungle Elephant" is a fragrance for Merican women only?

__________________
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem first make sure you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes"

William Gibson

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-12-2013 06:12 PM
avert_your_eyes is offline Click Here to See the Profile for avert_your_eyes Click here to Send avert_your_eyes a Private Message Find more posts by avert_your_eyes Add avert_your_eyes to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 53003

I smell like pool because I didn't shower before I left my work out place today.

__________________

I want a Trump sex doll.
I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-16-2013 11:57 PM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
jazebelle
Ms Sayang

Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 4767

I smell of coffee from the new coffee machine I bought my parents, but is still in my place, because my parents are now in my place.

MMmmMM...espresso.

__________________
That brown girl

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-17-2013 02:56 AM
jazebelle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for jazebelle Click here to Send jazebelle a Private Message Find more posts by jazebelle Add jazebelle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7176

Neutrogena sunscreen.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-17-2013 07:41 PM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7176

I received a sample of Skin&Co body gel(with Organic Sicilian Orange & Olive Extracts) earlier this month. I absolutely LOVE it!

I smell a little citrusy.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-24-2013 02:38 PM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

quote:
Originally posted by Sookee
I received a sample of Skin&Co body gel(with Organic Sicilian Orange & Olive Extracts) earlier this month. I absolutely LOVE it!

I smell a little citrusy.


I love that stuff! To me, it smells like a fresher version Shalimar.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-24-2013 03:22 PM
karen is offline Click Here to See the Profile for karen Click here to Send karen a Private Message Find more posts by karen Add karen to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7176

That's what it reminds me of! I couldn't put my finger on it.I'm totally in love with this stuff.I just ordered the lotion as well.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-24-2013 03:27 PM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
mudded
+/-?

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: your liver
Posts: 7452

My jaw is sore and my beard smells of the beloved. Glorious!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-24-2013 09:47 PM
mudded is offline Click Here to See the Profile for mudded Click here to Send mudded a Private Message Visit mudded's homepage! Find more posts by mudded Add mudded to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 28946

I honestly don't know what I smell like at the moment. I think I've gone noseblind.

I farted, too. A big'n. Didn't smell a thing, though.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-07-2018 04:42 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 13444

We need some air freshener in here.

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-07-2018 11:30 AM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 28946

quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
We need some air freshener in here.
Herkimer? Whoever figgers out how to make stink vids is gonna be rich.

What would ya call it?

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-10-2018 05:28 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 13444

Poo for View? PeeyouTube?

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-10-2018 02:48 PM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 28946

quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
...PeeyouTube?
Looks like youre pointing in the right direction, Herk, but you probably ought ya consider refining your letter selection:



Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-10-2018 06:46 PM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 53003

I smell like a GOD

__________________

I want a Trump sex doll.
I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-10-2018 09:11 PM
Large Filipino is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Large Filipino Click here to Send Large Filipino a Private Message Visit Large Filipino's homepage! Find more posts by Large Filipino Add Large Filipino to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 13444

quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I smell like a GODDAMNED PIG!

FTFY, Grasshoppa.

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-10-2018 11:09 PM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 28946

It woulda been both confusing and chuckley if grasshoppa had said I smell like a DOG.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-11-2018 07:03 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 13444

That's probably what he meant to etirw.

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-11-2018 07:24 AM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 28946

Then, which is it? Does it mean when grasshoppa walks in the room everyone whips out the Febreeze n Pinesol? Or, does it mean if we bump into one another on the street, hes gonna sniff my butt instead of shakin my hand?

My moneys on door number two, no pun intended. What say ye, o Herkimer?

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-11-2018 08:20 PM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 13444

He said he smells like a god. Well, there are many gods. There's the god of the Harvest, there's the god of the wind, there's the god of the ocean, etc. Unfortunately, he smells like the god of the compost heap. therefore, it's Door Number 1.

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-11-2018 08:44 PM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 28946

Depends on if the compost is free. Grasshoppa has always worshipped at the temple of Hepyusef, god o free shit.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-11-2018 10:18 PM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 13444

Oh, yes, it was free and that's why he smelled like shit. Yusef also smells like shit.

__________________
Report this post to a moderator!!!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-12-2018 12:33 AM
GoFuckYourselves! is offline Click Here to See the Profile for GoFuckYourselves! Click here to Send GoFuckYourselves! a Private Message Find more posts by GoFuckYourselves! Add GoFuckYourselves! to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 28946

Yeah, but followers o Hepyusef all act like their shit dont stank.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-12-2018 02:06 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 28946

I smell like Dickel and Gucci Guilty ATM. Fixin to go eat some Italian food, so we can add garlic to the olfactory mix.

Amen.

__________________
" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 02-17-2018 12:17 AM
J E B Stuart is offline Click Here to See the Profile for J E B Stuart Click here to Send J E B Stuart a Private Message Visit J E B Stuart's homepage! Find more posts by J E B Stuart Add J E B Stuart to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
All times are GMT. The time now is 11:20 AM. Post New Thread    Post A Reply
Pages (6): « 1 2 3 4 [5] 6 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Show Printable Version | Email this Page | Subscribe to this Thread

Forum Jump:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
 

< Contact Us - The Asylum >

Copyright © 2014- Imaginet Inc.
[Legal Notice] | [Privacy Policy] | [Site Index]