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so how was your day, honey?

oh, just fine, except for the small tornado that went through.

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sorry...the server keeps timing out

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Massive thunderstorms and the attendant tornadoes are just so much fun, eh?

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Flash floods here caused horrible traffic throughout the city last night. One of my colleague's houses got flooded in, which messed up their cables and other electrical wiring. Her electricity is apparently out. Poor her and with three little kids too.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.as...3010&sec=nation

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I spent the last 34 hours on a gurney in the Mount Sinai emergency room and type this while lying in a bed at last on the ninth floor of the east wing awaiting what will likely be the first of at least two surgeries. It has not been a psychologically positive day for me.

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Well, shit.

Hang in their, brother. This nonsense is getting very old from a spectator's point of view, I can barely imagine what it's like from yours.

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Bloody hell T_T, your insurance company must really hate you!

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Hang in there, Troll. New wounds or old stuff resurfacing?

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Sookee
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My morning started off well enough.That is,until my girlfriend called to tell me her daughter,Pussycats best friend,is pregnant.She went on and on and on.I felt bad that I couldn't console her better than I did.I understand she's upset,but really? It's her daughters choice to keep it and her daughters choice to get married.She'll have to pay the consequences.

It's not like having a baby is the end of the world or the end of her life. It is what it is. And it's already done. Deal with it. Be supportive and love her.I don't see why my friend has to be overly dramatic about it.I guess maybe that's easy for me to say and think.It's not happening to me. *shrugs*

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It was awesome nigger and this thread makes it better.

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Morning was a little shaky as I'd had little sleep with stress and self flagellation. Thankfully the stress was lifted somewhat early on.

24C when I got in my car at 4pm this afternoon. Its cooled off a bit and will probably be a little cooler next week.

I'm not anticipating any tornadoes.

The day was shorter than usual work wise since I had to attend a meeting. Stuck in God awful traffic once I hit Oxford. 30 minutes to do about 2 miles.

Home now and its nearly time for my smoked paprika pork chops and corn on the cob. Not a bad day.

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If you'd quit poking at the wounds and let that shit heal...

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how in the name of god did they let you hang around on a gurney for thirty-fucking-four hours???

hang in there - you're already some kind of freaking medical miracle.

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The place was packed, Mags, beds were scarce and private rooms were more scarce. I have to have a private room, not just because my insurance pays for one, but because, due to the severity and multitudes of infections I endured, there exists an elevated risk that I could transmit an antibiotic-resistant bacteria to other patients.

Mount Sinai is considered the fifth best hospital in the US, not for its capacity to handle the huge number of New Yorkers and others who seek care there because of that standing, but for its incredible doctors. For example, the doctor who took on my case is the foremost expert on the pancreas in the world!

It is my intention to hang in there. After all I have had to deal with, it would be a shitty ending to the show if I cacked now.

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"Antibiotic-resistant bacteria", well, that is the most creative name for "personality" I have ever seen used.
You were put in the hall because it was too early in the week to place you on the curb.

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My day was less than perfect, I went out hunting with my trusty CZ 452 and cam across a nice little buck, shot it right in the face. The shot went right into it's nostril and it dropped like a sack of shit, lay there with all four legs pointing towards the clouds.

After the customary wait for the throws of death and inevitable twitching and thrashing to subside, I trekked back to the house to fetch the wheel barrow. Upon my return, the poor fucker was breathing. Fuck, so I had to trek back to the house and fetch the rifle again, returned and had to shoot the poor bastard in the back of the head.

A disgusting display of poor judgement that resulted in the unnecessary suffering (10+ minutes) of a helpless animal. I feel shamed by my inadequacies, worse still because I never take anything other than the perfect shot and have never left an animal to suffer before.

A bad day with no winners.

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The dogs got the offal, correct?

Win for them.

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My morning started off well enough.That is,until my girlfriend called to tell me her daughter,Pussycats best friend,is pregnant.She went on and on and on.I felt bad that I couldn't console her better than I did.I understand she's upset,but really? It's her daughters choice to keep it and her daughters choice to get married.She'll have to pay the consequences.

It's not like having a baby is the end of the world or the end of her life. It is what it is. And it's already done. Deal with it. Be supportive and love her.I don't see why my friend has to be overly dramatic about it.I guess maybe that's easy for me to say and think.It's not happening to me. *shrugs*



I would be so absolutely relieved because now your daughter will see how hard child bearing is and will never make you a Grandma....no wait. Now she'll wait until your really really old to have one.

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Originally posted by Sookee
My morning started off well enough.That is,until my girlfriend called to tell me her daughter,Pussycats best friend,is pregnant.She went on and on and on.I felt bad that I couldn't console her better than I did.I understand she's upset,but really? It's her daughters choice to keep it and her daughters choice to get married.She'll have to pay the consequences.

It's not like having a baby is the end of the world or the end of her life. It is what it is. And it's already done. Deal with it. Be supportive and love her.I don't see why my friend has to be overly dramatic about it.I guess maybe that's easy for me to say and think.It's not happening to me. *shrugs*



Sookee, I suspect that it was not as important that you console your friend as it was that you were there to listen to your friend. That is, I would add, what friends are for.

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Sookee, I suspect that it was not as important that you console your friend as it was that you were there to listen to your friend. That is, I would add, what friends are for.


Yeah,you're right. I guess I just feel badly for not being on the same page as her.When our girls were younger we talked about their future and what we wanted for them.Being that we were both young mothers ourselves,we wanted them to break the cycle,get educated,travel, have a great career and eventually settle down and be with that special person.

I dunno. I guess through the years I've learned that things don't always work out as planned and the unexpected can be a blessing.

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Honey, my day was great, although I ate too much. Thanks for asking!

Amen.

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Honey, my day was great, although I ate too much. Thanks for asking!

Amen.


Other than a human being, can you name one living thing that eats too much?

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Other than a human being, can you name one living thing that eats too much?

I like this one:

Good thing the Tasmanian devil can't compete in the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest every Fourth of July — Joey Chesnut and Kobayashi couldn't hold a candle to this creature's pace. The Australian outback native can swallow up to 40 percent of its body weight in just 30 minutes; that's the equivalent of a human eating 216 hamburgers in the same amount of time! The Tasmanian devil will actually eat to the point that it can barely waddle around... .”. From here.

Amen.

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