The Asylum   Search Private Messages Options Blogs Images Chat Cam Portals Calendar FAQ's Join  
Asylum Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.2.8 Asylum Forums > The Lost Forum > gundam, fess up!
Pages (3): [1] 2 3 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread [new thread]    [post reply]
magnolia
playground monitor

Registered: May 2008
Location:
Posts: 5536
gundam, fess up!

which one of these is yours?

http://now.msn.com/funny-online-dat...a-photo-gallery

__________________
~if you plan on stirring shit, be prepared to lick the spoon~

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 03:34 AM
magnolia is offline Click Here to See the Profile for magnolia Click here to Send magnolia a Private Message Find more posts by magnolia Add magnolia to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
jazebelle
Ms Sayang

Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 4768

Number 3 sounds like Garret.

__________________
That brown girl

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 03:40 AM
jazebelle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for jazebelle Click here to Send jazebelle a Private Message Find more posts by jazebelle Add jazebelle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
gundamgarrett
the Schleprock of sex

Registered: Oct 2012
Location:
Posts: 1387

number one made me laugh harder than I have in a while, unfortunately a lot of girls say stuff this dumb or dumber all the time

__________________
"You know, DRZ, if this was the Revolutionary War, I'd be shooting you in the face with a musket."- TT

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:27 AM
gundamgarrett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for gundamgarrett Click here to Send gundamgarrett a Private Message Find more posts by gundamgarrett Add gundamgarrett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
gundamgarrett
the Schleprock of sex

Registered: Oct 2012
Location:
Posts: 1387

Ok, so you people can see an example of my "game" this is the last message I sent a female that got a response and eventually a date, unfortunately not a second date though anyways, here ya go.

"Hiya,

So when I was reading your about me, My eyes just skipped the part that says "I have a passion for animals" and just read it as "If I see one homeless, It comes home with me until I find another home.", Which conjured up images of you leading some homeless guy by the arm to your place. Which would be really funny, but now that I have made myself seem really weird, I have a question, Is that a bumble-bee mask? I am pretty nerdy, but I am having a hard time placing it?"

Clearly I need help in figuring out what to say in a first message, ladies?

__________________
"You know, DRZ, if this was the Revolutionary War, I'd be shooting you in the face with a musket."- TT

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:37 AM
gundamgarrett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for gundamgarrett Click here to Send gundamgarrett a Private Message Find more posts by gundamgarrett Add gundamgarrett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

*face palm*

Garrett.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:46 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
gundamgarrett
the Schleprock of sex

Registered: Oct 2012
Location:
Posts: 1387

quote:
Originally posted by Sookee
*face palm*

Garrett.



What's wrong with that one?

__________________
"You know, DRZ, if this was the Revolutionary War, I'd be shooting you in the face with a musket."- TT

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:46 AM
gundamgarrett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for gundamgarrett Click here to Send gundamgarrett a Private Message Find more posts by gundamgarrett Add gundamgarrett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Krunk Fu
Nuke the Whales

Registered: Dec 2012
Location:
Posts: 1366

You are a bit too random. I enjoy quirky and random but maybe one random joke per day? I mean you did get a date with her, thats getting somewhere right? Not every date will end with a second one, that part is tricky I guess.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:46 AM
Krunk Fu is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Krunk Fu Click here to Send Krunk Fu a Private Message Find more posts by Krunk Fu Add Krunk Fu to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
gundamgarrett
the Schleprock of sex

Registered: Oct 2012
Location:
Posts: 1387

what should I talk about then, I think in random spurts, not sure I know how to flirt normally.

__________________
"You know, DRZ, if this was the Revolutionary War, I'd be shooting you in the face with a musket."- TT

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:48 AM
gundamgarrett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for gundamgarrett Click here to Send gundamgarrett a Private Message Find more posts by gundamgarrett Add gundamgarrett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Krunk Fu
Nuke the Whales

Registered: Dec 2012
Location:
Posts: 1366

random works for me so idk I cannot help you. Were you too goofy on the date? Gotta be serious sometimes too.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:49 AM
Krunk Fu is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Krunk Fu Click here to Send Krunk Fu a Private Message Find more posts by Krunk Fu Add Krunk Fu to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

quote:
Originally posted by gundamgarrett
What's wrong with that one?



It screams 'pamper me' In a bad way.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:50 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
gundamgarrett
the Schleprock of sex

Registered: Oct 2012
Location:
Posts: 1387

quote:
Originally posted by Sookee
It screams 'pamper me' In a bad way.


Could you please explain this more, I really don't want to give off that vibe

__________________
"You know, DRZ, if this was the Revolutionary War, I'd be shooting you in the face with a musket."- TT

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:51 AM
gundamgarrett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for gundamgarrett Click here to Send gundamgarrett a Private Message Find more posts by gundamgarrett Add gundamgarrett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
gundamgarrett
the Schleprock of sex

Registered: Oct 2012
Location:
Posts: 1387

quote:
Originally posted by Krunk Fu
random works for me so idk I cannot help you. Were you too goofy on the date? Gotta be serious sometimes too.


no, I honestly think it is because I am a DC guy, and she is all about Marvel.

__________________
"You know, DRZ, if this was the Revolutionary War, I'd be shooting you in the face with a musket."- TT

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:52 AM
gundamgarrett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for gundamgarrett Click here to Send gundamgarrett a Private Message Find more posts by gundamgarrett Add gundamgarrett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
jazebelle
Ms Sayang

Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 4768

You gotta also remember that, she's probably just as nervous as you or more, otherwise she won't be using OKcupid herself. And one thing you both do have in common is that you resorted to OKcupid to find potential matches.

If I were her, I might want to talk about why you are on said site and if you'd come across any interesting profiles / amusing profiles / or just plain weird profiles. I think this gives avenue for a light and funny conversation to form. Maybe share funny ones with each other?

My take. Because when I used to meet guys from irc and went on dates with them, we found it easy to chat about fellow chatters from our mutual chat channels - and that eventually eased us into other topics of conversations.

__________________
That brown girl

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:55 AM
jazebelle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for jazebelle Click here to Send jazebelle a Private Message Find more posts by jazebelle Add jazebelle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
gundamgarrett
the Schleprock of sex

Registered: Oct 2012
Location:
Posts: 1387

quote:
Originally posted by jazebelle
You gotta also remember that, she's probably just as nervous as you or more, otherwise she won't be using OKcupid herself. And one thing you both do have in common is that you resorted to OKcupid to find potential matches.

.



Amen, I should get that last sentence tattooed on my arm so I remember it.

__________________
"You know, DRZ, if this was the Revolutionary War, I'd be shooting you in the face with a musket."- TT

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:59 AM
gundamgarrett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for gundamgarrett Click here to Send gundamgarrett a Private Message Find more posts by gundamgarrett Add gundamgarrett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

quote:
Originally posted by gundamgarrett
Could you please explain this more, I really don't want to give off that vibe


PM in the morn,love. I'm off to have a glass o'wine.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 04:59 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
creepy uncle
Anal oops

Registered: Apr 2006
Location: behind you
Posts: 16638

My advice is to steer clear altogether. Dating sites offer nothing but desperados, elitist cunts and psychologically damaged burnouts.
I'm surprised you have been on as many dates as you have. In my experience I only met 3-4 woman who I'd even consider bothering to go on a date with. Your standards must be way looser than mine which is probably an age thing. One woman who received the (dubious) pleasure of my company let slip she was bi-polar and burnt her warts off back in the eighties. Another who seemed really nice and did anal turned out to be a total flake who stopped calling/answering for no apparent reason. One other almost-date was a girl who had the skalies (herpes) and I obviously couldn't risk her shedding on me.
The only plus side of those sites is I've made friends with a couple of pretty cool chicks who I realized weren't suitable for me, and vice versa, but who ended up being on my facebook friendslist. One is a madam and the other a raw vegan hippy chick. Both are gorgeous but totally incompatible.

__________________
quote:
Originally posted by creepy uncle
My anus is bleeding.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:01 AM
creepy uncle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for creepy uncle Click here to Send creepy uncle a Private Message Find more posts by creepy uncle Add creepy uncle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
gundamgarrett
the Schleprock of sex

Registered: Oct 2012
Location:
Posts: 1387

I am not even sure what my standards are, that's why I go on a bunch of dates, I'll know when a good one comes along.

__________________
"You know, DRZ, if this was the Revolutionary War, I'd be shooting you in the face with a musket."- TT

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:06 AM
gundamgarrett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for gundamgarrett Click here to Send gundamgarrett a Private Message Find more posts by gundamgarrett Add gundamgarrett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

No you wont.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:08 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
gundamgarrett
the Schleprock of sex

Registered: Oct 2012
Location:
Posts: 1387

What do you mean, I can tell decent from shity, I think I can

__________________
"You know, DRZ, if this was the Revolutionary War, I'd be shooting you in the face with a musket."- TT

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:09 AM
gundamgarrett is offline Click Here to See the Profile for gundamgarrett Click here to Send gundamgarrett a Private Message Find more posts by gundamgarrett Add gundamgarrett to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

You don't even know you.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:09 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

The fuck,man.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:10 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
creepy uncle
Anal oops

Registered: Apr 2006
Location: behind you
Posts: 16638

Standards was probably the wrong word...
Search criteria would be a better term.

__________________
quote:
Originally posted by creepy uncle
My anus is bleeding.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:13 AM
creepy uncle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for creepy uncle Click here to Send creepy uncle a Private Message Find more posts by creepy uncle Add creepy uncle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
jazebelle
Ms Sayang

Registered: Dec 2006
Location: In an apartment
Posts: 4768

I had to see if Matt was wearing Sookee's avatar for a second there. Haha.

__________________
That brown girl

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:15 AM
jazebelle is offline Click Here to See the Profile for jazebelle Click here to Send jazebelle a Private Message Find more posts by jazebelle Add jazebelle to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

Ha. Ha.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:18 AM
Sookee is offline Click Here to See the Profile for Sookee Click here to Send Sookee a Private Message Find more posts by Sookee Add Sookee to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
mattdk
, Architect Of Thought

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 2276

Has my dating site trolling taught you nothing?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Old Post 04-26-2013 05:22 AM
mattdk is offline Click Here to See the Profile for mattdk Click here to Send mattdk a Private Message Find more posts by mattdk Add mattdk to your buddy list [P] Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
All times are GMT. The time now is 08:50 PM. Post New Thread    Post A Reply
Pages (3): [1] 2 3 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Show Printable Version | Email this Page | Subscribe to this Thread

Forum Jump:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
 

< Contact Us - The Asylum >

Copyright © 2014- Imaginet Inc.
[Legal Notice] | [Privacy Policy] | [Site Index]