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Praise the lord, Jesus Christ has returned! (in a dog's butthole)

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Our lord Christ's favorite post mortem pasttime is in fact to manifest himself in the blastopore region of Canis lupus familiaris

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And Job thought God was fucking with him.

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I want to see him speak (though as a dog owner, I don't want to be in the same room with him when he does).

Can't wait to see what kind of massive shrine the nutjobs build for this one!

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i want to know who spends time staring at his dog's asshole?

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I wonder who'll be the first to speak in tongues after seeing it.

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quote:
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i want to know who spends time staring at his dog's asshole?

In this case, I did. I blew that baby up by 1000% with this nifty Firefox add-on just to satisfy my curiosity about whether or not it was photochopped...

...and it is. WaWaWaWaaaa.

Oh well, at first glance it's cute, at least. I'm not a religious person, but I'm kinda glad Jesus' image didn't appear on a pug's asshole, even so.

Think of what those crazy Mormons or Catholics would have done if it was.

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It stands to reason that given,
The fact that "dog" spelled backwards is "god",
And that mutt and butt both rhyme,
The orifice out of which the pooch poopy poured,
Should aptly depict the face of the lord.

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That looks like cruncle to me.

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Nah, Cruncle's a different kind of asshole altogether.

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hahaha...now I need a dump, I wonder wether I've got a god depicted on my ass, hmmm *goes to get camera*

[p] to both of ya'...

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My guess is that your pink sock bears a stunning likeness to Ganesha.

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They're only pink coz he mixed his whites in with his pink undies.

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Re: Praise the lord, Jesus Christ has returned! (in a dog's butthole)

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...from my extensive canine butthole collection.

Hey Dingle, no biggie, but Fred’s son was curious —- are you still fascinated by dog’s buttholes?

Amen.

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Is that an ASSumption?

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Looks more and more like it was an in the carear decision.

Amen.

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Dingle. DINGLE. Do you send emails to yourself about your favorite dog buttholes? There’s talk. Lots of it. About you. And dog buttholes. Crap circles, too.

You are waaay overdue for some help. An intervention. Forget about Loretta. Accept the help.

Fag.

Amen.

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Uncle Jeb! People do not have favorite dog buttholes! It's not like they're songs or books or symphonies or favorite foods.

Although I was partial to Fred's.

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Herk. We’re talking about Dingle. I caught him photographing Fred’s butthole, but I just let it go ‘cause Fred seemed to be likin’ it. Gotta hand it to Dingle - he’s a smooth operator. He reeled in Fred by takin’ turns sniffin’ buttholes.

Hell, Dingle was especially fond of snappin’ pics o’ the buttholes o’ FeFe’s poodles. Didn’t you know?

Amen.

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This could explain why her poodles ran out into the street in front of huge speeding trucks.

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Huge speeding trucks? I heard they vanished after running inside a Vietnamese restaurant.

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Huge speeding trucks? I heard they vanished after running inside a Vietnamese restaurant.

Their buttholes are now on the menu. It used to be where you could only get donut holes.

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Yeah. Speaking of that, I have it on semi-good authority that Heffernan is working on another Onion piece. The working title is “Why Do All These Dogs Keep Licking My Butthole?

That boy needs help.

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I think it's because dogs like gerbils.

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