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Skeet
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I'm typing words. From Detroit.

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DRZ
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J E B Stuart
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Happy birthday, Vyper!

Oh, and have you heard from bunkum?

Amen.

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J E B Stuart
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By the way, I was wondering if anyone's heard from bunkum recently.

Amen.

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magnolia
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who in the hell is bunkum? i've been here off and on since 2008 and i don't recognize the name.

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J E B Stuart
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Bunkum? Izzat you?

Amen.

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jazebelle
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quote:
Originally posted by magnolia
who in the hell is bunkum? i've been here off and on since 2008 and i don't recognize the name.


Have you never seen bunkum's epic "on the can" pic?

I'm afraid I won't be able to point it out to you, it's buried in a million threads.

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by jazebelle
Have you never seen bunkum's epic "on the can" pic?

I'm afraid I won't be able to point it out to you, it's buried in a million threads.



http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...unkum+on+toilet

You're welcome

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jazebelle
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Ahhh, see I knew I loved you for many reasons. Being able to find women on the toilet is also oddly one of them. *KISS*

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Dacarlo
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hmmm UH and Prevert I think. [p]x2

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Vyper
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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Happy birthday, Vyper!

Oh, and have you heard from bunkum?

Amen.



Thanks old man!

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Large Filipino
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Happy Birthday Vyper!

So...is Plum a woman?

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Vyper
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sure seems that way

(And Thanks... it was over a month ago, but why not keep celebrating?)

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Nutrimentia
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I'm still alive in spite of living in Nigeria for a couple years.

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Coincidence
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That shit is known to kill white men.

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quote:
Originally posted by Nutrimentia
I'm still alive in spite of living in Nigeria for a couple years.

Stories and pictures, please.

I became acquainted with a fellow who was born and raised in Nigeria. He came to the USA and became a very successful professional. He still has family back in Nigeria. I asked him if he ever visited them. He replied that he did. The thing I found remarkable is that he also said that whenever he went back to Nigeria, he brought a briefcase full of cash. He said it was necessary for protection and bribes.

Amen.

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plum
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If I were going on vacation, I don't think Lagos would be on the top of my list.

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It wouldn't even be on my list.

Amen.

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Nutrimentia
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Nigeria is a very broken country due to corruption. It has immense oil wealth, up to 1/4 of which evaporates immediately. Billions of dollars are unaccounted for while 80+% of 160 million people live on less than $2 daily. It barely has any paved roads or electricity. The entire mobile telecommunications network runs on diesel fuel. It's just broken in every way. Other than the corrupt elites, really nice people though.

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Mister Freign
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Talk about ambivalence: one immediately (of course) thinks "so there are probably some decent Nigerian ladies of marryin' age who want to come to the land of opportunity to make me a sandwich" but where do you meet them? Online?

"Oh I'm all about trust baby but I'll tell you what: it's an e-ticket so you just go to the counter mm hmm"

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J E B Stuart
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Cool.

Did you do sumpin' to bunkum, Freign? Fess up, Mister.

Amen.

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RiZZ
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Not hearing about me means that I'm alive and well.

Posting here means that I've broken my toe.

I'll probably die in a car accident, I have learned to drive stick and I bought a fast car.

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SimpleSimon
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Good to know you are still kicking.

What kind of car?

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Mugtoe
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come back to me RiZZ. I'll sharpen the axe.

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