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J E B Stuart
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But bunkum wasn't. Do you have any idea where she's been keeping herself?

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I think the display of your superiority complex would be more poignant if you resisted the allusions to industrial machinery. This isn't an indictment of your character, just a cordial suggestion.


From my knife drawer to your skull, I greet your critique with a smidgeon of 'I don't give a tinker's damn' and a large portion of 'You'd feel better with the business end of a hoe shoved up your sorry ass', seasoned with a pinch or two of 'Why don't you drive your house off the nearest cliff and call it even'.

MMMmmkay?

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Subaru STi. The best one they make.


I didn't think Subaru made the best anything.

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But bunkum wasn't. Do you have any idea where she's been keeping herself?

Amen.


Afraid not. I'm silently hoping your efforts may one day come to fruition, so we shall once again bask in her womanhood.

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Hi.

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This has been downloaded 76 time(s).

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Aaaaah, good times. Nobody could pose on a crapper quite like her.

Amen.

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ALIVE!

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Hello there.

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ALIVE!

Hey there, Chelle Belle!

Amen.

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Meep Meep

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Hey mudded, how's the lost lard project goin'? We haven't had an update in a while.

Where izzat thread, anyway?

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oh right. I'll get that sorted in a jiffy.

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fags.

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fags.
Dingle. Dont make me come over there and whip your ass. Where the hell is bunkum?

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She's his slave now. We need to free her!!

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If thats what happened, dont bother. After all this time with Dingle, she surely has irreversible Cockholm Syndrome.

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Really a sin-drome.

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Nah. She hooked up with Datura - they're doing an avant-garde "art" act in Quebec City.
What are they doing now, old bean?

Bunkum has some explainin to do. Waaaaay overdue.

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Their "act" consists of them urinating on each other while reading passages from the Old Testament.

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At least theyre not throwing poop at one another whilst singing Ivy League fight songs.

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That's actually their encore.

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Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay,
I took a poop today,
I think its time to say,
I better run away!


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Old McDonald had a farm
E I E I O
With a poop poop here
And a poop poop there
Here a poop, there a poop
Everywhere a poop poop
Old McDonald had a farm
That is in foreclosure

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On top of old Smokey,
I pooped in the snow,
But I froze off my oysters,
From pooping too slow


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Well, this thread needs an update: TexCritter / JYates died of a heart attack a couple years ago. His daughter joined and posted the news.

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