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J E B Stuart
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34% left; 66% right.

Amen.

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88% left, 12% right.

that explains my lack of imagination.

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57% left, 43% right. A couple of those questions probably weighted my score inappropriately. After all, when I fold my hands, by necessity my right hand is on top. Handedness questions are only valid measures for those with more than one hand. Same thing goes for the question about which eye you close - I can't see worth a damn with my right eye, so of course I close it.

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quote:
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57% left, 43% right. A couple of those questions probably weighted my score inappropriately. After all, when I fold my hands, by necessity my right hand is on top. Handedness questions are only valid measures for those with more than one hand. Same thing goes for the question about which eye you close - I can't see worth a damn with my right eye, so of course I close it.


True to a certain extent, but if you think carefully about which seems more natural to you then that's your answer. Was it always the case before your eye failed and your hand got removed?

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A casual reader of this forum would arrive at the conclusion that the colonel is indeed, a modern day pirate captain.
Arrrr.

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True to a certain extent, but if you think carefully about which seems more natural to you then that's your answer. Was it always the case before your eye failed and your hand got removed?
I was left handed from birth - had to learn to write and such all over again at age 12.

The eye question makes no allowance for differential visual acuity in varying light levels - I used to be able to see in low light conditions much better with my right eye, so it was dominant in such, while my left eye was less sensitive to bright light and thus dominant in those conditions.

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I thought you lost your claw at age 7.

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Of course, if you think about it, the parts that you're actually using are going to be controlled by the appropriate side of the brain - so even if you're naturally inclined to use the other arm, you're actually using your current side of the brain more now that you have no choice.

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I thought you lost your claw at age 7.
I lost my hand February 3rd, 1968. at 11:25 am.. Aged 12 yrs, 3 months.

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option #1: somewhere out there simple simon's left hand is crawling about, still looking for victims

option #2: all simple simons, like all sulfur-crested cockatoos, are left handed at birth unless an interfering deity forces them to change.

either option explains a lot

also, since meeting him I still won't let a washing machine in my house.

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Which Serial Killer Are You?

I'm so honored! I couldn't believe the result. It's like being told you've got a royal uncle or something.

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I got Ted Bundy, apparently. Personally, I think I'd be more like Al Bundy.

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the zodiac killer.

Which serial killer are you most like?

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The Zodiac Killer You two are so much alike, maybe you can tell us who this guy is. It`s been decades since anyone heard anything from him. It`s not really you is it?

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Which serial killer are you most like?

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The Zodiac Killer You two are so much alike, maybe you can tell us who this guy is. It`s been decades since anyone heard anything from him. It`s not really you is it?

Well, mags, wanna get together?

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My Results:


Ted Bundy Charming aren`t you? Probably smart as a whip too, but maybe a bit too cocky for your own good. Think you`d be able to talk your way out of the electric chair? Bundy couldn`t.

Amen.

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He was charming, and a hell of an interesting guy to talk with.

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quote:
Originally posted by theMAC
option #1: somewhere out there simple simon's left hand is crawling about, still looking for victims

option #2: all simple simons, like all sulfur-crested cockatoos, are left handed at birth unless an interfering deity forces them to change.

either option explains a lot

also, since meeting him I still won't let a washing machine in my house.

Option #1 is off the table - when I told the surgeon that removed it after circulation collapsed that I wanted it in a jar of formaldehyde, he turned kind of green and said I'd have to have parental consent. Which was refused, so it went into the incinerator.

Can't address Option #2.

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Which serial killer are you most like?

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The Zodiac Killer You two are so much alike, maybe you can tell us who this guy is. It`s been decades since anyone heard anything from him. It`s not really you is it?

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I lost my hand February 3rd, 1968. at 11:25 am.. Aged 12 yrs, 3 months.


Naturally left-handed, lose it at the onset of puberty....
It's like GOD himself decided you weren't allowed to masturbate.

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Fubar remarked years ago that they use his mummified hand to jack off hospice patients. He got about 6 humour [p] from me. I'm still laughing when I think about it.

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Which serial killer are you most like?

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Albert Fish What`s worse than a creepy old dude with problems? Well, you maybe. There`s a reason Hannibal Lector was modeled after this guy. I suggest you seek professional help... ASAP!

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How Millenial Are You?

I am 31.

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Which serial killer are you most like?

Charles Manson

Face it dude, you're out of your gourd. You are a P-H-R-E-A-K. With a PH... because that`s even more strange than a regular freak. What is WRONG with you??

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Your Millennial score is 76. Seems like I'm supposed to be a tweeny or 20something.

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I'm a 42 in Millis but if I'd taken the test two days ago I'd've been around 70+. It's cool that I got 42 because today is my 42nd birthday.

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this is supposed to be THE most "innovative" personality test in the WORLD

which explains why there are police on my lawn

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