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Roshigoth
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Apparently my mental age is 44. I didn't understand some of the Brit-oriented answers, but usually there wasn't an answer that fit. That last bit describes my response to most of these tests.

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Coincidence
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quote:
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usually there wasn't an answer that fit

NO WAI

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i loled

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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Looks like I'm where I belong.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...10100018005000j

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And watch the orgy.

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creepy uncle
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It gave me Baton Rouge and Houston.

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My anus is bleeding.

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Roshigoth
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It gave me an error.

Here's the link, but I don't know what it says because it won't load for me.

Edit: So.. Kentucky, Arkansas, and Georgia. Meh, close enough, I guess.

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magnolia
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well, dang. got me nailed right down.

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FuhQall
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I speak much the same way as new yorkers, new jersey people and hawaiians. Surf's up mooks!

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Honolulu?

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magnolia
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predict your politics

http://science.time.com/2014/01/09/.../#ixzz2qJpx8Rer

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billgerat
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You're 43% conservative, 57% liberal.

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Dacarlo
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Filthy liberal I am
You're 26% conservative, 74% liberal.

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9% conservative, 91% liberal.

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Trenchant_Troll
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No way.

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Coincidence
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It's an online test so it must be true.

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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74% conservative 26% liberal. I'd say I am a bit more conservative than what this test suggests.It must have been my answer to the porn question. :/

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Dacarlo
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You're not a bible thumper too are you?

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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Not at all,Dac.

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gundamgarrett
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You're 14% conservative, 86% liberal. I do not think that is accurate.

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gundamgarrett
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Break down because I know some people are gonna think I am full of shit.


Liberal qualities

You think kids should question authority
You have a messy desk
You like fusion cuisine
You think the government should treat the lives of its citizens as equal to those of other countries
You think it's okay for your partner to look at porn alone
You use a modern browser
You wish there were no countries
You prefer the Met to Times Square
You're not completely proud of your country's history


Conservative qualities

You like dogs more than cats
You prefer action movies to documentaries
You think self-control trumps self-expression

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Roshigoth
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79% liberal, 21% conservative. I wouldn't consider myself quite that liberal, but it seems to be weighting my "slightly" this-or-that answers heavier than I would expect. As always, the questions didn't really have a "doesn't matter to me" answer which I'd have picked in most of the questions.

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Conservative qualities

You like dogs more than cats
You prefer action movies to documentaries
You think self-control trumps self-expression


Alarm bells should have started ringing at this point. Do you really take this seriously?

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quote:
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You're 14% conservative, 86% liberal. I do not think that is accurate.


14% conservative, 14% liberal, 72% weird would probably be more accurate.

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quote:
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Alarm bells should have started ringing at this point. Do you really take this seriously?


Everyone knows liberals are pussys who only watch Foreign language films ratified by the Cannes film festival.

Unless they're watching Arnie/Stallone movies to be 'ironic'.

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With their cats, yelling random words.

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